THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! "Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you." -Princess Diana GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! It was a whopping 72 degrees here in beautiful West Michigan yesterday. That is pretty amazing. Took Turk the dog out to Riverside Park and let him bark at the swans and geese. That seemed not to perturb them at all as they went about the rather important business of snatching up the bread crumbs I'd brought them to feast upon. Summertime will be here shortly. It was noticably different last year and I expect it will be the same this year. I am referring to the basic absense of road construction. It used to be maddening that there were so many road repair projects. It was said Michigan had 4 weeks that were not winter time: 1 week of summer and 3 weeks of road repair. Now, however, with the economy down the tubes, the legislature is spending little on infrastructure projects like fixing and upgrading transportation hiways and such. They say that things are improving. I am all for optimism but it is difficult to see any improvement here where I live. While our infrastructure crumbles, maybe we should consider selling the country to the Chinese. Maybe they would be able to run it at a profit and give us all jobs Yeah, we could put an add on Craigs list: FOR SALE: ONE COUNTRY: Lots of empty factories and houses to expand in. A country with great potential that simply needs a little investment and wise guidance Price: retire the national debt. thinking... oh yeah, that wouldn't work, they already own the national debt:( go figger We do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman ____________  THE COMICS look what the cat did http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k008.html  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES in the sauna http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1051.html POWER POINT DISPLAY the girl at the beach house http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd690.html A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!" "What's the matter?" asks the wife. "Did I hurt you?" "No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!" _____________ Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too." Fellow 2 : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?" Fellow 1 : "A judge told him." ___________ I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that! Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy. ______________ What do you call an insincere hippo? A hippocrite. How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want? Try hipponotism. How do hippos commute? In a hippopotabus. What do you call two hippos riding a bicycle? Optimistic. ____________ BUFFALO BILL Don't Smoke here http://www.buffaloschips.com/kdkdd.htm Drill Team For Retired Guys http://www.buffaloschips.com/kkkkkk.htm Earthquake http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsss.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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