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name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hi Buff....
The simulation of Navy life was well defined, except for ONE small
item..
Rough seas.....How ya gonna simulate
something like below:
Another Sea Story
After returning from the Med Cruise, we
were back at the Destroyer Piers in
Norfolk, VA. We had a couple weeks
to getting accustom to living in the
U. S. of A. again.
Then came the news that we were taking
aboard five Midshipmen from the U. S.
Naval Academy at Annapolis, MD for a
Weekend cruise. I am not really sure
just when they reported aboard, whether
it was a Friday evening or the following
Saturday Morning.
After getting them situated, we pulled
out of Norfolk and headed North. Every
thing was fine, good weather, not a cloud
in the sky, warm and muggy.
We steamed North for quite a while, not
sure just how long, cause a couple of
the deck crew was in my small office
playing Cribbage. Anyway, we noticed
the ship was starting to roll from Port
to Starboard, then it got more pronounced.
Pretty soon, it got even worse. I heard
the word passed to "Rig the ship for
rough weather"....
I felt the ship turning into the wind,
and got a message from the Commodore
to meet him on the Bridge. Since I
was the "Commodore's Talker", when he
was on the Bridge, then I had to be
there also...Now the Commodore's chair
was bolted to the Port Bulkhead, so
when I arrived, he was already in it,
and I standing beside him, and hanging
on to the back of hischair. Already,
the ship was heading into some pretty
large swells. It got worse....The swells
got larger and larger. Pretty soon, we
were going THROUGH them instead of over
them. The bow was underwater most of the
time. Then the waves started capping
white foam. We were still underway, but
the Helmsman had a problem keeping the
Compass Heading, and had to ask for
help holding on to the Helm.
Now it was REALLY rough, the waves were
reading over the bow strnger now. Once
I remember we went so far down that a
VERY LARGE wave broke and came DOWN on
the Pilot House. We couldn't see a thing
for a few minutes. All I could think of
was what one of the crew at told me when
I reported aboard: "The SUMNER is the oldest
active duty Destroyer in the Fleet"
Well the wind kept up, the hugh waves
kept coming. How long this kept up I
am not sure, but I am sure it was for
for a couple of days. I don't believe
there was a dry spot anywhere in the
whole ship. How the cooks did it, I
don't know, but they did keep us in hot
coffee, bologna sandwiches. Finally,
the seas calmed some, but we had to keep
heading into the wind. After another
day the Skipper decided that he would
try to turn us around and head back to
Norfolk. We made the turn, without
mishap, and porued on the coal. I heard
someone ask just where we were, and heard
the answer: "Somewhere off he coast of
Eireland". I never did find out for sure
just how long we were in that storm, or
just where we ended up.
Now, if there is anything in this narrative,
that someone would like to dispute, I will
be only happy to set the record straight.
As you all know, after 53 years, actions
has a way of becomming a mite fuzzy.
Glenn C. Simpson
USN,(Ret.)
buffalo says We left Japan in the middle of a typhoon and although the
worst of it was over in four days , about 2000 miles at transit speed of
21 knots, we fought it all the way to where we refueled just North of
Hawaii, almost 4000 miles. I have no idea whether it was a rogue wave
or the helmsman's fault but we did a 20 plus degree roll and wiped out
every plate, cup, and dish in the galley above us. I was down in Nr. 2
main machinery room for watchstanding during a good part of it and
the first class had taken a large washer and suspemded by string from
the overhead and he was taking ten dollar bets you couldn't stare at it
for 5 minutes without losing your cookies. After seeing a couple of guys
puke I wasn't having anything to do with it heh heh.
And from the author of simulating shipboard life
From Halg31 DT-2
I don't remember how long ago I wrote that missive.
Thanks for publishing it.
I enjoyed just about every part of being the Navy.in the Navy, the guys
the duty stations and above all the time I spent on sea duty.
I was in the amphibs, aboard an Apa. The Rockbridge Pa228. Picture still
hangs over my desk.
Not the spit and polish of a battleship or a cruiser, but we had fun and
did our job.
We even got to make an appearance in a movie starring William Holden and
Deborah Kerr. The Proud and the Profane.
Buffalo keep up the good work.
Hal
Enjoy the chips ... buffalo
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Up Up and Away
BJ: Is this the right Balloon Katie?
Katie: Sure thing father. I gave the tickets to the man below.
BJ: Well we seem to be rising. Where is the pilot?
Katie: Pilot? Didn't you used to be in the Air Force?
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