THE POSTMAN'S CORNER A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. Joseph Hall GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! I am both shocked and disappointed that Fox announced it was cancelling Americas Most wanted, hosted by John Walsh, one the longest running tv shows aired in history. I have always reserved my Saturday night if I was home to catch his long standing weekly broadcast. Since its beginning in 1967, Walsh says the show has helped captured over 1100 criminals. Shame on you Fox, a show that for once acted responsibly towards society and made a major contribution to it. And its cancelled. After over 20 years of viewing Mr. Walsh, we wish you the best. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman ___________  THE COMICS the truth about Napoleon http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k033.html these PITA supporters have given me a new appreciation of animal rights...where do I sign up? I want to join....  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES POWER POIN DISPLAY A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed." "Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife" replied the Boss. "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her". Shaking his head the young guy replied "I've tried that... It doesn't work for me. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore." ___________ Amanpreet went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Preet agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Preet exclaimed "Wow! A waterbed, I've never had sex on a waterbed before." Soon they were both naked and going at it. The blonde stopped him and said, "Before we go any further, don't you think you should put on some protection?" "Good idea." he responded, and got up. Amanpreet walked out of the room, and when he came back, he was wearing a life preserver." ____________ The salesman reported back to his boss after several weeks on the road and said, "All I got was two orders." "What were they? Anything good?" "Nope," the salesman replied. "They were 'Get out!' and 'Stay out!" BUFFALO BILL Magician Act Followed By Explanation http://www.buffaloschips.com/gsdhsjsk.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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