THE POSTMAN'S CORNER If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! Well, are you going to be around tomorrow? According to Harold Camping, of Family Radio, there is a chance you might not. Harold and his followers believe that the world is going to come to an end on May 21 2011. He is the one who put up all those bulletin boards announcing that the world was going to end soon. This is not the first time he has predicted that the end is near. So, are you prepared? heheh. I figure this is a good time to call my creditors. "Hey the check is NOT in the mail. Harold says everything will stop tomorrow. So you won't need the money." Wonder how well that would work? Go figger. We do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman _____________  THE COMICS tooth removal http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k036.html  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES ticklish baby http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1068.html POWER POINT DISPLAY POLYNESIAN ISLANDS http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd697.html An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans including a southerner a New Englander, and a Californian, an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 to 53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. "I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai." _____________ An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym,...... "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?" The trainer replied... "Use the ATM machine outside the gym!" ___________ Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Calgary , Alberta , while awaiting their respective flights. One is a native Indian from the Sarcee Reservation. Another is a cowboy on his way to Vancouver for a livestock auction. The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student newly arrived at the University of Calgary from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Albertans learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping, but still no plane comes. To break the silence, the Indian clears his throat and softly speaks: "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few." The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward: "Once my people were few" he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Alberta cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet . . . but I do believe it's a-comin'..." ______________ BUFFALO BILL beer launcher http://www.buffaloschips.com/hnjkdfjhgdklghg.htm Lazy River Pee Prank http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdwqw.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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