Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
There has been a resurgence of hackers attacking webmail users
and then using the stolen accounts to send ads and malware to the
address books of the stolen account. This is at the least very
embarrassing to those involved as one of the users of my Yard sale
groups found out last week. After a post by a hacked AOL user
they requested I remove the person's posting privileges. Instead
I placed the user on moderation and explained what had happened.
As fate would have it, the complainer, who was also an AOL user
got hacked about a week later.
Anyhow because it is timely here is an article I wrote about a year ago
on password strength which is your only defense against being hacked.
We probably have all seen at least one of these lately, an email
from someone we know to about ten of their friends with no subject
line or the name of the person as a subject. When you open the email
you find a url to a website like site Google and if you click on it
and you are lucky the worst you will get is a Viagra ad but it just
as easy for them to rig the site with malware downloads like
antivirus 2010.
This started out a few years back when people were hacking
Yahoo mails to steal choice addresses and after their methods were
posted on you tube spammers started hacking hotmail email accounts
last winter and then more recently AOL, and within the past week
Yahoo accounts.
There has also been a revival of a scam from last year where a
person hacks into your email and changes passwords so you cannot
check your email. They then send emails out to everyone in your
address book saying that you were on vacation out of the country and
that you have lost or been robbed of everything except your
passport and need thousands of dollars to get out of your
predicament. If the person sends an email to inquire about the
circumstances the hacker answers as you and has money wired to the
foreign country where armed with a false ID he can claim the money
from
however many people care for you. Several herd members were hacked
the first time this went around but one of Nancy's neighbors just
got hit a few days ago.
You can improve your odds against being hacked with a strong
password but it doesn't have to be hard to remember. Let's say
for example your name is Dave Jones. You can strengthen security by
using upper and lower case letters so we will try DaVeJoNeS
which is a step up from davejones which is rated weak by Microsoft
https://www.microsoft.com/protect/fraud/passwords/checker.aspx
With the DaVeJoNeS it rises to medium security which means that no
one will accidentally guess your password even if they know you but
it would not stop a hacker so lets go up one more step. We can
add number and symbols from the top row of keys to help strengthen
the password so we add a number to our medium password and dave
likes 7 so we get DaVe7JoNeS. Adding that one number makes
our password in the strong category.
Now we will take Dave's password and we will add a few symbols in
this case an asterisk in front and one in back or &*DaVe7JoNeS*&
along with two ampersands and our password becomes very strong
and hard to crack.
http://www.passwordmeter.com/ is another place where you can
check your passwords but even with the Microsoft site I would send
them a slightly altered password then what you intend to use because
it is always safer to trust no one.
Feel free to share this with your friends because if I can stop one
person from being hacked I consider it well worth the time it took
me to write it down.
Enjoy the chips and surf safe... buffalo
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over a couple of night-caps. One questions the other two, "look
it's our wedding night and I was wondering how many times are we
expected to...um... you know....do it!" The other two look blankly
at him, then they all delve into a conversation about whether the
usual once is enough, or should they go for twice, as it's a special
occasion!
Anyway they decide to retire to their respective wives and see how
the night goes, with the idea that over breakfast they'll discuss
what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on fellas we can't
discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table
with our wives sat with us." "No you're right, what we'll do then,
for every piece of toast you order with your breakfast, that's how
many times you did it" offers another groom. They all decide it's
an excellent idea and depart.
The next day in the hotel breakfast parlor they're all looking a bit
disheveled and the wives have the hairstyle known as the 'Just
Shagged Look'. The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his
order, "Yes I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces
of toast please". The other two grooms smile at him and raise a
glass of fresh orange in a toast to his prowess.
The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I
shall also have the full English breakfast but could I have FOUR
pieces of toast" The other two grooms turn making pistols from their
fingers and shoot the FOUR shooter groom.
The waitress gets to the last groom "I TOO shall have the FULL
English breakfast please, yet I shall have,.." he takes a deep
breath and surveys the room, "SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he
calls for everyone's benefit whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his
two wedding mates, who stare at him rubbing their privates thinking
how raw their friend must be. "Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries
the waitress "why that's an awful lot" "Yes indeed young lady, seven
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but before she leaves the seven times a night groom calls after her
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"What do you mean, it was your first date with this guy!"
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Well, since you put it that way, " the male caller answered, "I want
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2) French tickler animals.
3) Shower caps for people with tiny heads.
4) Put one on a lightbulb for mood lighting.
5) Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.
6) Get 1000 and make a submarine.
7) Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.
8) Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.
9) Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.
10) Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.
11) Water wings for those non-swimmers.
12) Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.
13) Jello molds.
14) Finger puppets.
15) A wind sock.
16) Use as a bobber when fishing.
17) Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not
drinking it.
18) Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.
19) Suspenders.
20) Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise
be better?)
21) Small animal muzzle.
22) Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.
23) Put them on your toes to make swimfins.
24) Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.
25) Automatic door closing devices.
26) Have 'water' balloon fights.
27) Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast
implants.
28) Freeze them for an all- natural popsicle.
29) Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.
30) Use for a Xmas stocking stuffings for those that screwed you.
31) Ear/nose plugs.
32) Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".
33) Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.
34) Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.
35) Paint scales on them & put them in a fishtank.
36) "I challenge you to a duel!"
37) Drain plugs.
38) Put them in with your tax return.
39) Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.
40) Punching bags.
41) Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.
42) Send 69 of them to your ex-girlfriend.
43) Novelty key rings.
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47) Glue them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite
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49) Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!
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"But I couldn't help but notice how beautiful your wife is." "Yeah?
So?"
his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in particular, I am really
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Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.
"OK," the husband says gruffly, "For ten thousand dollars you can
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"Green juice?" He asked. "Why Green?"
She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."
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