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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Urban Legends have been around for years in the Navy, we
just call them Sea Stories. Between tradition and the military's
way of doing things a lot different than common sense would
dictate it is hard to tell what is true and what is a story.
When I was in school in Philadelphia in 1972, one of the other
students who had come from the fleet was telling me a story
about the USS Saratoga CVA-60. She had gotten the nickname
the Sinking Sixty because she supposedly had sunk at the dock
in Spain while on a Med. cruise. The salvage crew had chosen
someone from the fireroom crew who was not a diver to go down
and help them locate the necessary valves to stop the flooding
and drain the space. It was a good story but I always wondered
if it was true and recently in a Navy group I threw out the story
to see if anyone else had heard it being unable to find anything
in a search.
This is what someone found.
http://www.navysite.de/cvn/cv60.htm
October 14, 1958 Jacksonville, Fla. An explosion floods the
engineering room of SARATOGA at Jacksonville, Florida.
August 15, 1971 Athens, Greece USS SARATOGA suffers flooding in an
engine room while anchored off Athens, Greece.
August 20, 1971 eastern Mediterranean SARATOGA suffers another
engine room flood shortly after leaving Athens, Greece, where repair
from a similar flood of August 15 just was completed.
Considering the carriers have a 30 ft draft it is easy to see
how flooding would put her on the bottom in a shallow harbor
and three times would qualify to get yourself a nickname.
Urban Legends are a dual-edged sword, especially where
the carriers are concerned. We are a small community and
once you have been on one the Navy likes to keep you in
the community. I have seen things with my own eyes that
I would swear was the Gospel Truth and later on here ran
into a person who saw it from a little different angle that
proved me wrong or shed a whole different light on the story.
Then I have heard stories I thought were plain chips because
you would never believe that things like that could happen
and then all of a sudden you find documents that prove
beyond a shadow of doubt that they were true. Ahh I feel some
more Navy stories coming on because I am approaching the day
39 years ago when I reported to boot camp.
Have a great weekend .. buffalo
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Rudy: So what is our goal again?
Sandi: We are going to build a billboard out front
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Katie: It should be easy.
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Val: Do we use a hammer or a saw?
Katie: Either one, it doesn't make a difference.
Later, much later.
Sandi: Somehow I expected to see our billboard
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