THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
I do not feel obliged to believe that
same God who endowed us with sense,
reason, and intellect had intended
for us to forgo their use.
-Galileo Galilei
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is indeed good to be back after a short
break, refreshed, feeling great, and better
looking than ever!! Well, at least two outta
three ain't bad anyway, huh? lol. I'm sure that,
based on all the emails ya have sent, every
one has missed me. After all, we all know
the postman is simply the best joke page
around, right?:)
A wonderful event regarding postman's
daughter: (this is the one who writes those
little notes to you when I am in hosp) Anyways,
we went to her graduation ceremony from College
Friday night! you go girl! If you want to send
her a congrats, email it to me and I will be
happy to forward it to her!
Also, ain't it grand? The US military has exacted
our American revenge and the man responsible for the death
of thousands and he is no more! We congratulate all
responsible for sending Osama Bin Laden to stand
in judgment before his maker!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
my room mate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j001.html
I'll take the job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j002.html
perfect reflection
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j003.html
casual sex day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j004.html
no problem
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
One of These Days (You're Gonna Realize)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1035.html
little bastards
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1036.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
worlds largest cavern
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd683.html
Dirty Johnny is delivering newspapers...
He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he
says, "Collecting... that'll be five dollars."
She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if
you want, I'll give you sex instead."
Johnny says, "All right."
He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them
down, and there's the biggest dick she's ever
seen. Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket,
pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts
sliding them onto his dick.She says, "You don't
have to do that...I can take all of it."
He says, "Not for five bucks you can't."
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Olaf Swenson, was out in his pasture in northern
Minnesota, takes a lightning-quick kick from a cow...
right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls
to the ground.As soon as he could manage, he took
himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it Doc?
I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance,
Lena , is still a Virgin - in every vay.'
The doctor told him, 'Olaf, I'll have to put your
willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight.
It should be okay next week, but leave it in there as
long as you can. He took four tongue depressors and
formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together... quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and
they go on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the
Motel 6, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful,
untouched breasts. She said, 'Olaf... you' re the
first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.'
Olaf immediately drops his pants and replies,
'Look at dis Lena ....still in DA CRATE
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The teacher called up Pauly's mother to complain:
"Really, Mrs. P., it's just too much! And we
can't put up with it any more. At first it, it
was just rouge and lipstick, but this morning
your son arrived at school wearing a dress, a
wig, and heels!"
"OMG," said Mrs. P. "He's gotten into his papa's things again!"
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"Hey, bartender," says a customer, sitting at the
bar. "What kind of bird is that sitting on the
perch?"
"Oh," says Bob the bartender, "that's a Crunchy Bird!"
"I never heard of a Crunchy Bird," says the patron.
"Just watch," says Bob. He takes a newspaper off
the bar and throws it down on the floor, then he
turns to the bird and says, "Crunchy Bird, my
paper!" The bird swoops down and attacks the
newspaper. He rips it to shreds until there's
nothing left but tiny pieces of confetti.
"Wow," says the customer, "can I try?"
"Be my guest," the bartender replies.
The customer takes off his shoe and puts it on
the bar and says, "Crunchy Bird, my shoe!" The
bird flies down off the perch and picks the shoe
up with his beak. He slams the shoe down on the
bar and starts attacking it. In no time, the shoe
is reduced to nothing but behind the bar.
Suddenly a tough looking guy walks into the bar.
He yells, "Gimme a drink NOW!"
He looks around the bar snarling and yells at the
patrons, "What the Hell are you clowns looking
at?" The bar is completely silent.
Then the bully notices the bird and says,
"What the Hell kind of stupid
looking bird is that?"
"That's a Crunchy Bird," says bartender Bob.
The tough guy laughs and yells, "Crunchy Bird, my ass!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Tricky Chick
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdeew.htm
Vizella
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdfrrr.htm
Water park
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtyyt.htm
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FUN PAGES
Dog Vegan
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42229&s=n
Videos of Outrageous Behavior
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40658&s=n
Doodle God
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42153&s=n
Rino Unicorn
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41410&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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