THE POSTMAN'S CORNER GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! It was a rather strange day yesterday afternoon. The temperature got up to 82 degrees by noontime. Since it was so balmy outside I got my book, and Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat and we headed over to the park. I noticed for some strange reason that the ducks and geese and swans seemed to be a bit agitated. It was a little puzzling but soon I paid it no mind and started in on my book. Its a western and I dearly love that type of novel if it is done well. Anyways, to make a long story short, before long, the clouds started rolling in and I bet it was not more than 15 minutes a clear blue sky turned into a very threatening looking rainstorm and u know what? it was not rain, it was hail. Fortunately we had made it to the car in time and it was only B.B. size. But it sure came up quick. We got home ok and Turk insisted that we should curl up in our chair for a nice afternoon nap. Apparently, dodging a hail storm is tiresome work We do hope you enjoy todays issue Cordially Martin aka the postman _____________ THE COMICS line of fire http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k017.html no one will notice http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k018.html marriage counselor http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k019.html LETS GO TO THE MOVIES a neat new ring tone http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1055.html celebrity fragrances http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1056.html Guy walks up to a bartender and says, "I'll have a Bin Laden". Bartender says, "What's a Bin Laden?" Guy says, "Two shots and a splash of water!" _______________ That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. ____________ The locale was a nudist colony. The boy and the girl were strolling through the woods. Shyly his words reached her blushing ears: "Don't look now but I think I'm falling in love with you." _____________ ABC is axing "All My Children" and "One Life to Live". This reflects changing times. Nowadays, if audiences want to watch sappy melodrama, they turn on CSPAN. - Alan Ray _____________ A pharmacist in Mississippi says burglars who stole pain medication from his store are in for a surprise because the bottle was a decoy filled with kidney beans. Police expect an arrest soon as they've already picked up the thieves' scent. - RJ Currie BUFFALO BILL Achmed Jingle Bombs http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdeeree.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM Martin aka the postman |
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