THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF THE POSTMAN'S CORNER Purina pet foods has announced a new product. Spokesmen for Purina say they will begin marketing a new cat food some time this summer. The food is said to be designed to appeal to Persian cats, especially.  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman _____________ THE COMICS always the same with you http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j026.html cotton and silk http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j027.html the first man http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j028.html Obama says... http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/j029.html LETS GO TO THE MOVIES POWER POINT DISPLAY A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH; HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIED HER AROUND THE HOUSE. THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED "DID THE BISHOP PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC"? THE HUSBAND SAID, "NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS." _______________ On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer .... For a couple of months.While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married,what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled, `Yes', he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer.... ____________ After a visit to the whore house, a man notices green lumps on his willy, so he goes to the doctors. "That's serious" says the doctor. "You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?" "Yes" says the man seriously. "Well" says the doctor "You've got brothel sprouts." _____________ An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'." The doctor said, "Very good". Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ... BUFFALO BILL THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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