THE POSTMAN'S CORNER Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. John Maxwell GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! These four older ladies who lived in Yugoslavia Always sat outside together near the church And chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money together And bought a laptop.  Never having been, but having heard all about Florida, They just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL. They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by The Spaniards when they arrived there. They collected up all they had left and sent for four Bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because Here they are today...................  No......This is TRUE! Really! Would I lie to you? I have a limited supply of this water Available at an incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle. Seriously ... HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!! We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman _____________ THE COMICS fairy tale gone bad http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l006.html LETS GO TO THE MOVIES POWER POINT DISPLAY China-Tibet railway http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd696.html _________ You're An EXTREME Redneck When... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'. 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. _____________ At a club last night, I got talking to a really attractive 60-year-old. I found myself thinking..... I bet she's got a really hot daughter. We shared a bottle of wine, then she asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportman's Double?". "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh!" I said, as my mind embraced the idea. "No, I haven't," I replied, wondering what her daughter might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink, then it's "Your Lucky Night." Arriving back to her place, she switched the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mom, are you still awake?" _______________ BUFFAlO BILL Hillary Wasn't Lying Bosnia Gunfire Footage http://www.buffaloschips.com/gnbhghg.htm Home Alone http://www.buffaloschips.com/gkjjkk.htm Home Security http://www.buffaloschips.com/gfdrdft.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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