THE POSTMAN'S CORNER "Where fear is . . . happiness is not". Seneca GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! Be sure to support our sponsor...  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS I'll call you back http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k002.html I lost my dog http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/k004.html ___________  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES against the wind http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1049.html POWER POINT DISPLAY a message from Greenpeace http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd689.html Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now... Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curled up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire... Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty dollar bill, and gives it to him: "Awww, my honey is so depressed... here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight ... and remember that this happens only once... OK?... Don't think about it again." The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the wife and says with much disappointment: "She said this is not enough, she wants sixty..." The wife's face slowly turns red with anger: "Damn that bitch... when she was pregnant and her husband came over here... I only charged him fifty!" _______________ Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday." "Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously. "It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!" ______________ BUFFALO BILL Depression Medication http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjgf.htm Disappointment http://www.buffaloschips.com/aghytg.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS HAve a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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