THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
What you think, affects where your life goes.
For each thought is magnified and manifested
through the whole of your existence.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Did you hear about that new Seat Belt
Law Coming in 2010?
New Seat Belt law:
This becomes effective January 1, 2010 in ALL states.
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive
testing on a newly Designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as
95% when the belt is properly installed.
Correct Installation is illustrated below........
Please pass on to family and friends.
THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!
This can really save lives and lower blood pressure by 40%
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
sorry Mr. Jenkins
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d010.html
6 items or less
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a winter wonder land?
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its not a tumor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d013.html
where's your wife
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nothing wrong with him
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a checkup
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lunatics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d017.html
damn
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d018.html
the meaning of life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d019.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
now thats good camos!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8602.html
Sparky wants a parking spot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8603.html
lunch with the dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8604.html
UFO
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8605.html
service dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8606.html
did you know
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8607.html
unbelievable raw footage
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this gag's on you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8609.html
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A salesman is driving down a country road one day
when his car broke down. There was a farm near by,
so he went up to ask for some help. The farmer suggested
that his daughter, Nelly, could give him a ride into
town to get the necessary parts for his car. Nelly
was an innocent girl, the epitome of virginal beauty.
Nelly and the salesman were on their way into town when
he convinced her to pull over to the side of the road
to enlighten her about the facts of life. They had some
down and dirty sex all over the car, and then went
into town to get the car parts. By the time they got
into town, the auto store was closed, so they had to
return to the farm. The farmer allowed the salesman to
spend the night in the barn and get his car fixed in
the morning. The next morning the salesman went up to
the farmhouse to get Nelly so she could give him a ride
into town. Nelly was gone, however, and her sister Venus
opened the door. Venus was very unlike Nelly. She was
sexy, voluptuous, and really even a bit sleazy. Venus
volunteered to give the salesman a ride into town, and
off they went. Venus did the convincing this time, and
the salesman had the "ride" of his life. They eventually
made it back to the farm with the parts, and the salesman
fixed his car. He thanked the farmer, left his address
to they could keep in touch in the future, and went on
his merry way. A few months later the salesman received
a later from the farmer which
contained only a poem:
Were you the one who did the pushin'
Left the bloodstains on the cushion
And the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
'Cause since you met my daughter Nelly,
There's a swelling in her belly,
And you'd better get your ass back into town.
The salesman thought for a minute,
and wrote the following response:
Yes, I was the one who did the pushin'
Left the bloodstains on the cushion
And the footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But since I met your daughter Venus,
I've had some problems with my penis,
So I guess we're pretty even all around.
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During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to
see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing
feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled,
"How'd you do that?" "I could tell you, sir,"
the magician answered, "but then I'd have to kill you!"
After a short pause, the man yelled back, "OK,
then. Just tell my wife and mother-in-law!
They're sitting on my right side."
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Phillip and Phoebe are parked in Lover's Lane...
He embraces her with one arm, and begins to explore
between her legs with the other hand.
Looking over her shoulder, he sees a policeman
approaching. .."Awwwww, hell!" he murmurs, "Fuzz!"
"What did ya expect?" Phoebe says, "A perm?"
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There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
What is the difference between a hobo and a homo?
A hobo doesn't have any friends, and a homo has friends up the ass.
What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears,
but every once in a while you get a piece of
ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools
use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Dunk Shot
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000503.html
Dust Storm - Mt Newman Western Australia
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000504.html
Dustin Hoffman - The Flea Takes A Holiday
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000505.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine:
Are You A Flirt?
http://tinyurl.com/le429f
What Is Your Mafia Name?
http://tinyurl.com/cv8zh5
Amazing Miracle Pictures
http://tinyurl.com/5vewe8
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BUFFALO BILL
Fanfare
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jakjkas.htm
Final Call
http://www.buffaloschips.com/askla.htm
Flashlights
http://www.buffaloschips.com/saasjka.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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