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buffalo says I have used this story several times before to show how
the spirit of Christmas can overcome even the hostilities of war
when both sides believe. I am glad to have Ross recount his version
today.
Hello, Folks...Ross here! ((o:
Stories tell of the British and German soldiers playing football
together in No Man's Land on Christmas day are true. The Christmas
truce of
1914 really happened and on some far greater scale than has been
generally realized. Enemy really did meet enemy between the
trenches. There was, for a time, genuine peace in No Man's Land.
Though Germans and British were the main participants, French and
Belgians took part as well. Most of those involved agreed it was a
remarkable way to spend Christmas.
"Just you think," wrote one British soldier, "that while you were
eating your turkey, etc, I was out talking and shaking hands with
the very men I had been trying to kill a few hours before! It was
astounding!"
"It was a day of peace in war," commented a German participant, "It
is only a pity that it was not decisive peace." NCOs and officers
often joined in with equal readiness, while others truces were
initiated and the terms of armistice agreed at 'parlays' of officers
between the trenches.
The situation in the 1914 trenches was very grave! Barely five
months after the outbreak of the war, nearly a million soldiers and
civilians were already dead. The assassination of Austrian Archduke
Franz Ferdinand that June had plunged Europe into its bloodiest war
to date, with no end in sight. The armies of the Allied and Central
Powers were grimly deadlocked, facing each other across a series of
trenches that stretched more than 400 miles from the English Channel
to Switzerland. On the Western Front that December, it rained
almost every day; in some places, the water was
5 feet deep. Armies of rats and mice shared the trenches. As
Christmas approached, millions of mud- covered troops were
shivering, frightened, and homesick.
The starting of this Christmas truce was very amazing! It bubbled
up from the ranks, with both armies making small gestures of good
will in the days before Dec. 25. Near Armentières, France, some
Germans suggested a brief, local cease-fire, even sweetening the
deal with a chocolate cake. Along the Lys River, a battalion of
Welsh infantrymen hoisted a banner reading "Merry Christmas,"
accompanied by a sketch of Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Then, as temperatures dropped below freezing on Christmas Eve, the
guns in many sectors fell silent, and thousands of British soldiers
heard something they would never forget.
The British heard the haunting sound of Germans singing Stille Nacht
(Silent Night). Through the gloom, the British could also see the
flames of candles dotting the branches of makeshift Christmas trees
like the footlights of a theater, said one amazed Tommy. Up and
down the line the British, moved by the holiday spirit, responded
with carols of their own; following each selection, the other side
would cheer and applaud. Soon, greetings of Happy Christmas! You
no shoot, we no shoot! and Come over here! echoed across no mans
land.
Slowly, cautiously, the two armies crept out into the shell-blasted
landscape. What both sides found was that the other side had
ordinary men like themselves. Once they had broken the ice with
greetings and handshakes, they started talking about their homes,
their jobs, their families. Many realized that they bore each other
no real enmity, that they were merely pawns in a struggle beyond
their control. Gifts were exchanged; English corned beef and German
cigars were particularly popular.
"Where they couldn't talk the language," wrote Cpl. John Ferguson
of the 2nd Battalion, Seaforth Highlanders, "they were making
themselves understood by signs. Here we were laughing and chatting
to men whom only a few hours before we were trying to kill!"
The camaraderie for a short time spread. On Christmas Day,
thousands of unarmed men from both sides again emerged from the
trenches, having agreed to use the daylight to collect their dead.
This time, the enemy soldiers swapped pieces of equipment and parts
of their uniforms. Many shared photographs of their families and
took pictures of themselves with their new friends. We are at any
rate having another truce on New Years Day, Lt. Dougan Chater of
the 2nd Battalion, Gordon Highlanders, wrote in a letter, as the
Germans want to see how the photos come out. In some places,
combatants even played soccer with makeshift balls.
The truce was pretty widespread. Where Britons faced Germans, more
than two-thirds of the troops made temporary peace. On the Eastern
Front, one group of Austrians and Russians reportedly played
leapfrog with one another. The French and Belgians were far less
charitable; the Hun, after all, had viciously invaded their
homeland. So some French officers defiantly ordered attacks on
Christmas Day. We opened rapid fire on them, wrote one captain,
which is the only sort of truce they deserve. Yet in most places,
the sound of gunfire was replaced by the sounds of Christmas.
The Commanders of both sides were not very happy about the truce.
When word got back to them, they were appalled. On Boxing Day (Dec.
26), British Gen. Sir Horace Smith-Dorrien ordered that on no
account is intercourse to be allowed between the opposing troops.
On Dec. 29, the German High Command forbade all fraternization,
warning that it would be punished as high treason. So with great
reluctance, the troops said goodbye and ambled back to their
trenches, dreading what was to come. Though many had fantasized
that their gestures might lead to an armistice, they knew it was a
futile dream.
In some cases, a single shot on Dec. 26 was enough to get the war
going again. The informal ceasefire stretched all across the
500-mile western front where more than a million men were encamped,
from the Belgian coast as far as the Swiss border. The truce was
especially warm along a
30-mile line around the Belgian town of Ypres, Jrgs notes. Not
everybody, though, approved.
One Austrian soldier billeted near Ypres complained that in wartime
such an understanding "should not be allowed". His name was Adolph
Hitler.
It was also said that in certain areas when the war resumed that
those facing each other at the front had to be sent to the rear
because they couldn't kill each other. This Christmas peace also
showed that when enemies really see each other they see each other
as brothers and don't understand why they are killing each other.
Certainly this is what Christmas is all about, God's peace in all of
us! This is what happened in the hearts of men on both sides in the
trenches on the Christmas of 1914.
<end article> Folks, I am kinda ... mortified that two national
forces --
even united forces
-- could call a 24-hour truce like this to allow the celebration of
a sacred day.
YOUR feelings??
Yer Hillbilly friend in TN....
Ross PROUD father of an American Soldier
buffalo says it is almost 1100 and I am still waiting for Eva to get
up. She
refused to go to bed last might till about 0400. I was trying to
catch a nap
and woke up with my arms covered with Christmas stickers. I hope
today
is filled with happiness for everyone. merry Christmas.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1746
Christmas 2009 (Continued)
Santa: Because time has no meaning when you have the bag in your
possession. It will take but an hour to deliver all these presents
trust
me.
Elf: The truck is loaded Santa.
Santa: Then go with my blessing.
The four get into the truck and Tami dons her Santa hat and off they
go delivering the presents of Christmas...
Later after the last present is delivered.
Tami: This was a lot of fun. I enjoyed seeing the looks on the
childrens
faces as we slipped into their homes.
Sandi: Yeah, it was a blast, but I am... yawn, sleepy now.
Rudy: Time to take Miss Tami home.
Later back at Tami's house...
Tami: Guys, come give me a hug, I had a wonderful Christmas. Is
there anything I can do for you?
Rudy: Got any cookies?
Tami: As a matter of fact....
The end
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