THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I woke up the other day and I have to admit, doctor
trips are necessary sometimes. I felt absolutely
lousy and made my way over to the guy. I don't like
going to see him. But sometimes he does make me feel
a little better. He prescribed some pills for me that
actually do something for me for a change. !!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Tiger woods' new family portrait
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c030.html
wiggle your worm
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c031.html
he sent away for it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c032.html
we found it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c033.html
no big deal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c034.html
so much easier
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c035.html
scary!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c036.html
a gift for doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c037.html
a wet dream
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c038.html
a magician trick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c039.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
David Letterman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8485.html
LAvelle Crawford
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8486.html
Mr Bean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8487.html
on The Ed Sullivan show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8488.html
a random meeting in the park
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8489.html
Monty Python
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8490.html
An old man and woman were married for many years and
they grew to hate each other.When they had a confrontation,
screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my
way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt
you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him.
They believed he practiced black magic, because of
the many strange occurrences that took place in their
neighborhood.The old man liked the fact that he was
feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart
attack when he was 98.His wife had a closed casket
at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to
the local bar and began to party, as if there was no
tomorrow.Her neighbors, concerned for her safety,
asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able
to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back
to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig.
I had him buried upside down..."
Bloody women they think of everything!!
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Sam was furious when he found out the checking
account was empty. When he asked Anni, she simply
said, "It's my turn.""What do you mean, your turn?"
yelled Sam."In bed," Anni explained, "you've been
making early withdrawals for years. Now, it's my turn."
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I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
"Amazing. 66 years!" I said. "What's the secret
to such a long, happy marriage?"
"Well," he replied, "It's like this. The man makes
all the big decisions and the woman just makes the
little decisions.""Really?" I responded.
"Does that really work?"
"Oh, yes," he said proudly.
"66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"
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A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big
grin on his face."What are you so happy about?"
asks the barman."Well I'll tell you," replies
the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway,
well on my way home last night I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I,
of course, went and cut her free and took her
back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story
short, I scored big time! We made love all night,
all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
sometimes her on top!" "Fantastic,"
exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she
pretty?""I dunno, I never found her head."
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BUFFALO BILL
Best Wave Ever
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdfsfw.htm
Better Than A Beer Commercial
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sssfw.htm
Blobbin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sddewew.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Green Terror Game
http://tinyurl.com/cj69fl
Lion Seul
http://tinyurl.com/a5jkgq
Darkness Reborn RPG
http://tinyurl.com/dxys9n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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