THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"Is it better for a woman to marry a man who
loves her than a man she loves?"
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The other night, daughter's boyfriend came
over and asked for daughter's hand in marraige.
He scored a couple of points with me by being
respectful in doing that. Altho daughter has long
since been out on her own. married and divorced
once already. Certainly she does not need my permission.
So it was a symbolic gesture at most.
Still, it was nice to see that "my blessing" meant
at least something to them. Looks like we will be
having a wedding the end of March. I told him he
could have my daughter, but that they could not have
Turk the dog, who is technically daughter's dog,
altho the dog has been living with me and the war
department for 2 years now. We don't wanna give him
up.:) "You can have my daughter but you can't
have my dog." how's that for an answer? heheheh
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
all of the other reindeer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e070.html
a national emergency
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e071.html
pickpocket
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e072.html
a pinch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e073.html
joker the ninth reindeer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e074.html
whose idea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e075.html
blow 20 bucks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e076.html
christmas eve
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e077.html
dear santa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e078.html
rescue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e079.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a conversation with Tiger
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blind date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8677.html
Imus and Woods
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8678.html
boxing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8679.html
at a russian crosswalk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8680.html
oops my boobs fell out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8681.html
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The Best Norm Peterson quotes from "Cheers"
"What's shaking Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
"What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
demanding beer."
"What'd you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
"What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of
whatever comes out of the tap."
"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing
basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless
search, he went inside and told his mother the lens
was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside,
and in a few minutes, she returned with the lens in
her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the
teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same
thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small
piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."
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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two
weeks." "And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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Bob went over to his friend Joe's house and was
amazed at how well Joe treated his wife. He often
told her how attractive she was, complimented her
on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses.
"Gee," Bob remarked later, "you really make a big
fuss over your wife". "I started to appreciate her
more about six months ago," Joe said. "It has revived
our marriage and we couldn't be happier." Inspired,
Bob hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how
much he loved her and said he wanted to hear all about
her day. But she burst into tears. "Honey," Bob said,
"whats' the matter?". "This has been the worst day,"
she replied. "This morning Billy fell off his bike
and broke his ankle, then the washing machine broke.
Now to top it off, you come home drunk!".
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This morning. the math teacher singled a young Harry
out to ask him, "If you have $200, and you give $60
to Mary, $60 to Sally and $60 to Susan, what would you
have?" Turned out that "an orgy" was not the correct
answer.
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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen
On the quality of their fish and asked
How long it took him to catch them.
"Not very long." they answered in unison.
"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"
The fishermen explained that their small catches were
Sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.
"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children,
And take siestas with our wives.
In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends,
Have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.
We have a full life."
The tourist interrupted,
"I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day.
You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after that?"
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring,
You can buy a second one and a third one
And so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man,
You can then negotiate directly with the processing plants
And maybe even open your own plant.
You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City ,
Los Angeles , or even New York City !
From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."
"How long would that take?"
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting,"
Answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big,
You can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.
"After that you'll be able to retire,
Live in a tiny village near the coast,
Sleep late, play with your children,
Catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife
And spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."
And the moral of this story is:
........ Know where you're going in life...
You may already be there!!
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That's all folks!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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