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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Submitted by BJ Cassady
With permission of the author
NEVER TOO OLD by Stephen T. Banko
It didn't look much like Christmas that December 23, 1969.
The trees were lush, the countryside awash in green. There was no
hint of snow in the sweltering heat. In fact, I was the only thing
that looked like Christmas.
I was perched in the open door of a helicopter hovering about fifty
feet over the center of a dusty village in the III Tactical Corps
area of Vietnam. Instead of the ubiquitous olive drab the cloaked
everything military, I was clad in a bright red Santa suit, complete
with hat and white beard.
I had a sack of toys slung over my shoulder replacing the M-16 I
usually carried. I wanted to make the entrance into the village
square as quickly as possible before the beard turned gray with
sweat and dust. I checked the harness of my rappelling gear, gave a
thumbs-up to the chopper crew, and jumped out into space. I slid
down the rope and made a soft landing in the center of the square.
The helicopter departed in a final cloud of dust while I looked
around the square.
Dozens of kids were arrayed around me. Interpreters and
Vietnamese-language slingers informing them that something joyful
and wonderful would happen had summoned them. I could tell from the
puzzled looks on their faces though that these kids still weren't
too sure that my arrival was the "something joyful and wonderful."
My silly "ho-ho-ho"
didn't help much either.
The kids kept shrinking farther away from this stranger in red, and
I thought my Santa Claus routine would be just another failed
attempt to impose western ideas on an eastern culture. I sat down
in the middle of the square, wondering how I could let these kids
know that Santa was one of the good guys.
My mouth was still fuzzy with dust from my landing in the village,
so I opened a butterscotch drop and popped it into my mouth to chase
away the cobwebs. Instantly, the kids started inching closer. It
took me a minute to realize they were drawn by the sight of food. I
peeled the wrapper off another and held it out in my hand. Slowly,
one little girl allowed the allure of the candy to overcome her
reluctance. She came forward to take the butterscotch from my hand.
She put it in her mouth, and the half-frightened look on her face
blossomed into a beautiful flower of a smile.
Then the dam broke and all the kids from all corners of the square
were ionized to the magnet of the sweet stuff. They sat on me and
touched me and laughed and giggled and smiled. I couldn't peel
wrappers off fast enough so I just started throwing the candy into
the air. The kids scrambled frantically for it at first, but then
returned to their better nature when they realized there would be
enough for all of them.
Having captured their attention with the candy, I then broke out
some small spiral notebooks and pens. As they marveled over their
collective treasures, I went into the crowd of adults in the
periphery with my fellow GIs and started handing out food from
c-ration packs and from the packages we'd received from home. My
mother's chocolate chip cookies were a big hit.
The Vietnamese bowed and gestured and spoke their rapid-fire
reactions but what I understood best were the smiles.
We handed out Coke and Dr. Pepper and Pepsi and whatever else we'd
scrounged for our gift-giving and, after a short while, everyone in
the village had been given something in celebration of the birth of
a little baby none of them had ever heard of.
We didn't have much peace to spread beyond that precious hour of
sanity in the asylum of Vietnam, but we did have an abundance of
good will to share.
Yes, I've studied at some great colleges in my life and I've been
taught by some of the greatest minds of our time, but I've never
learned a lesson quite like the one I did in that tiny village
square on that special Christmas in 1969.
Those Vietnamese knew nothing of Christianity and cared even less
about it. They never heard of Christmas before that day and
certainly have never celebrated it since, however I know with utter
certainty that they taught me more about the real meaning of
Christmas than I ever thought I'd learn.
Christmas is not complicated. It rests in the hearts of people
everywhere, all the time. Christmas is pure and it is simple. We
can find Christmas ever day, in so very many ways. Christmas is
love and when we show it, we get it back.
The child born that first Christmas was never too young to teach
that, and I pray that none of us are ever too old to learn it.
-- Stephen T. Banko <Duffysboss @ aol.com>
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A lot of these drivers live in their trucks and so they were stuck
with
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Although
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6. Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"
5. Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass
4. Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
3. Elf Tossing
2. Sniff the Tail on the Donkey
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SIGNS OF TROUBLE IN SANTA'S MARRIAGE
10. He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange
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9. Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear."
8. He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed.
7. He's been spending a little too much time with the life-sized
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6. His new live-in person elf valet, Steve.
5. Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from New
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4. He knows when she's been sleeping, he knows when she's awake
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3. Lately, she keeps "forgetting" to tie her robe when she brings
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2. Stockings aren't the only things he's been nailing in front of
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Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery since
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SIGNS OF TROUBLE IN SANTA'S MARRIAGE
10. He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange
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9. Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear."
8. He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed.
7. He's been spending a little too much time with the life-sized
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6. His new live-in person elf valet, Steve.
5. Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from New
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4. He knows when she's been sleeping, he knows when she's awake
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3. Lately, she keeps "forgetting" to tie her robe when she brings
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There was a young girl from Peru,
Who noticed her lovers were few;
So she walked out her door
With a fig leaf, no more,
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A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1744
Christmas 2009 (cont)
Tami: Oh, that makes it better huh. Explain what is going on.
Rudy: This year there will be no Christmas unless we can help
Santa.
Tami: What are you talking about? There is no Santa.
A combined sucking of breath...
What? You do not believe in Santa?!?!?!?
Tami: Well, I did until I was about six.
Katie: Then what happened?
Tami: I quit getting good stuff and started getting clothes.
Sandi: Aha, see..
Tami: Okay for the sake of argument, what is the deal with Santa?
Katie: Santa has come down with some kind of unknown ailment. He
can not deliver his presents tonight. He needs us to do it.
Tami: So do it.
Rudy: We need a bi-ped. It is the rules.
Tami: Good grief!
Much later.....
Tami: So where are we going?
Sandi: Good grief Tami, the North Pole of course.
Tami: No way.
Rudy/Katie: Way!
Sandi: Get ready for landing and grab your parkas. I am landing
this
beast.
The UPS truck lands in front of Santa's workshop and the group
disembarks.
Tami: This is a large building. Who lives here?
Katie: Groan... she doesn't get it does she?
Sandi: Come Tami, meet the boss.
To be continued
The Herd in Guthrie
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