THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
History teaches us that war begins when governments
believe the price of aggression is cheap.
Ronald Reagan
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, did you listen to the president's speech last
night? I intended to. I tuned into CNN about five
minutes before it was supposed to start. Had my
coffee made. All covered up in my snuggie. Turk
the dog promptly curled up beside me to keep me
warm. And you know what? I saw the president walk
up to the podium, saw the camera scan the cadettes
in the audience. And then I promptly fell asleep.
Snoozed until it was over and the war department
woke me up when he was done. But from listening to
the news reports this morning, we can look for a
surge of 30 thousand new troops to do the job,
which is ok. But if I was an enemy of the Untited
States, I would simply lay my weapons down, and
hide for a couple years, and then wait until the
troop withrdrawl in July 2011. (Nothing like
broadcasting your war plans to the world so your
enemies don't have to second guess your strategy.)
After the troops go home, then I would take up my
guns again and go about my business.Those people have
been at war over there for years. It wouldn't
bother them to just wait a couple years till we
go home. That's what happened in Viet Nam, and
you will see it happen in about 6 months after
our troops are out of Iraq, too. I am not sure
what I think of the ideas of counter insurgency
and all that stuff, but I do know one thing.
If there are no plans to go after the person
who was responsible for the attack of 9/11,
then it is all for nothing.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
that was great
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thats the trouble
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in case of emergency
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c022.html
improving speed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c023.html
ommunincation skills
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c024.html
snowed in
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Damn it Jan!
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on the beach one day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c027.html
migrains
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c028.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
at the dentist
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Viet nam footage
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Christmas eve
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funny animals
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bowling
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fire fart
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Are you and Larry serious?" the one girl asked her
friend while they were talking over cocktails.
"We're still a little short of a meeting of the minds."
she replied. "I want a big, old-fashioned June
wedding, and he wants a quickie in the back seat."
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A young man was planning to get married and asked
his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A
can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'
The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do
with these?'The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding
night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball
blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls
I ever saw',
you hit her over the head with the shovel.'.....
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The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals
and offered an early retirement bonus. They
promised any general who retired straight away his
full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch
measured in a straight line between any two parts of
the general's body, with the general getting to select
any pair of points he wished. The first man, an Air
Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to
measure from the top of his head to the tip of his
toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.
The second man, an Army general, asked them to
measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his
toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for
$960,000. When the third general, a grizzled old Marine,
was asked where to measure, he told the pension man
... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my
testicles." The pension man suggested that perhaps the
Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out
the nice checks the previous two generals had received.
The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that
would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical
officer to do the measuring. The medical officer
attended and asked the general to drop the pants.
He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the
tip of the general's penis and began to work back.
"My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"
The general replied, "In Vietnam."
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy,
but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to
confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease
that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much.
However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open
up and admit that he also had a deformity too.
Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said....
'I too have a problem My penis is the same size as
an infant and I hope you could deal with that
once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes I will marry you
and learn to live with your infant-sized penis.'
Sandy and Jim got married
and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite
and they started touching, teasing, holding one another. ...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants
she began to scream and run out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your penis was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is......
8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!'
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BUFFALO BILL
Darwin Awards Rejects
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Fastest Gun Ever
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Golf
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Robokill Shooting Game
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Freestyle With Footballs
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Governor of Poker
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Driving Up Steep Slope #1
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000488.html
Driving Up Steep Slope #2
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000489.html
Driving Up Steep Slope #3
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000490.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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