THE POPSTMAN'S CORNER
Ambition is a poor excuse for not
having enough sense to be lazy.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, are you looking for a gift for that
special man in your life, ladies? Kids,
you still shopping for a gift for Dad?
Don't buy him another tie this Christmas.
Get him what he really wants...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hey man
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where the hell
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Stanley wake up!
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the same thing
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working hard
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oh baby
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playin video
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prayer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e037.html
getting serious
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e038.html
time to go
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e039.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
bungi jumpin gone bad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8653.html
bud light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8654.html
Geico
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8655.html
vacuum
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8656.html
Jill: C'mon, Mary, exactly how many men have you been
with? Mary: Now, Jill, I've taken the Army's policy on
that information and adapted it for my own situation.
Jill: What do you mean?
Mary: Don't ask; don't tell; don't remember.
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A woman offered a brand-new Mercedes-Benz 4-door for
sale for a price of ten dollars. A man answered the ad,
but he was slightly skeptical. "What's the gimmick?" he
inquired. "No gimmick, unless you consider 'revenge' a
gimmick!" the woman answered. "My husband died, and in
his will he asked that the car be sold and the money go
to his secretary."
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The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher
told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph
in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus
and telling him how to escape from it.After the story
time, the students were given an opportunity to draw a
picture about the story. Most of the pictures were
predictable, but Larry's had an odd element in it.
"Larry, I see Joseph and Mary with the baby Jesus on a
donkey, but what is that following the donkey?
"It's the flea, teacher."
"Flea...? Ah...what flea?" asked the teacher.
To which the boy faithfully repeated the Bible verse:
"Take Mary and Jesus and flea to Egypt.
There's Mary; there's Jesus;
and there's the flea."
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A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the
front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of
his cooler. The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer
Grandpa?' Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your
a$$?' The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just
a little pecker..' Gramps says: 'Well then, you're
not man enough to have a beer.'
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your a$$?'
Once again, the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little.'
Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.'
A little later the little boy comes out of the
house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'
The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your a$$?'
Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker
can touch my ass.' The little boy replies, 'Then go
f@ck yourself. Grandma made these for me'.
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Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before her date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change?
A: A tran-sister.
Q: Why are American masturbators so patriotic?
A: When they yank their doodle, they feel dandy.
Q: Why did the Avon Lady walk funny?
A: Her lips stick.
Q: What is similarity between an audio cassette and a girl?
A: You can use them on either side.
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BUFFALO BILL
Honest Stopper
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdqw.htm
Never Point An RPG at A Marine
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asasqwq.htm
Racism On A Plane
http://www.buffaloschips.com/zxasaq.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
The Super Dumb Ads Collection
http://tinyurl.com/n36jsw
Big Big Big Lipped Woman
http://tinyurl.com/ye8d8nd
Green Terror Game
http://tinyurl.com/cj69fl
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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