THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Once we had Bush, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Now we have Obama, no Cash and no Hope...
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This is a picture of the US Air Force's new 21,000
Pound MOAB --- the 'Mother Of All Bombs'.
It is an upgrade of the 15,000 pound 'Daisy cutter'
Which was used in Afghanistan
The USAF and Coalition forces are planning to drop
The MOAB on Tehran, Iran . From the looks of it,
if you get hit with this --- you haven't got a prayer!
War can get ugly!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
____________
THE COMICS
a romantic night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d001.html
a great gift idea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d002.html
would it upset u
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d003.html
mother said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d004.html
for your information
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d005.html
PMS
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d006.html
in a couple weeks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d007.html
__________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
never trust a monkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8596.html
traffic jam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8597.html
slip sliding away
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8598.html
what do they have in common
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8599.html
condoms
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8600.html
tampons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8601.html
Once upon a time there was an archery contest.
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his
face, lines up in position...
He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which
finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM......
ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position.
He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts
Robin Hood's arrow into two!!!
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM......
WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!
Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position.
He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!!
It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!!
Then the man takes off his cape and screams:
I AM......SORRY
______________
Famous Last Words
* What does this button do?
* It's probably just a rash.
* Are you sure the power is off?
* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
* Pull the pin and count to what?
* Which wire was I supposed to cut?
* I wonder where the mother bear is.
* I've seen this done on TV.
________________
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and
Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone
and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that the
cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks
for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil
informs her that cost is 6 million dollars,
so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn
and talks for 4 hours.
When he was finished the devil informed him
that there would be no chage for the call
and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks
the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replied, "Since Obama became
President of the USA , the country has gone to hell,
so naturally it's a local call."
______________
Things only a man would do
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
______________
PLEASE A WOMAN A man walks into a bar with his
dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes
a toast and both he and his dog empty their
glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised
and asks, :Can your dog perform other tricks?".
"But of course", the man answers, "he can even
satisfy a woman." Anxious to know more the girl
leads the man and the dog into a little room
above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation
she lies down on the bed. The dogs looks at her and
does nothing. "It's always the same thing with you!",
the man then shouts to
the dog, 'I'll show you how to do it one last time'.
______________
The two housewives were drinking coffee together.
"On my way over here," said Louise, "I developed an
awful headache. Do you have any good remedies?"
Her friend Martha responded, "When I get a headache,
my husband is the best remedy. He rubs my shoulders,
then the back of my neck, caresses my breasts while
kissing my tummy, and my pussy, then gives me a long
screwing. In no time at all he's soothed the pain
away. You should try it!"
"I'd love to," her friend replied.
The next day the housewives met and Louise remarked,
"You were right about your husband, he did take the pain away."
_____________
BUFFALO BILL
Idiot 4
http://www.buffaloschips.com/i67u.htm
Idiot 5
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jh67i6.htm
Idiot 6
http://www.buffaloschips.com/u567.htm
___________
SYDESJOKES LIST
Dumb Blonde
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000500.html
Dumbass And Handgun
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000501.html
Dumped
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000502.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment