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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I want to first express my condolences to the families of the
four Tacoma Washington Police Officers that were killed
over the weekend. Tacoma was a nice place to live 35 years
ago when I was stationed in Bremerton but it seems to have
some problems now with a violet crime average twice the
national average. This person was someone who should
have had the key thrown away on him a long time ago but
with the bad economy states are forced to release dangerous
criminals before their sentence is up and way too many commit
even more serious crimes once they are out.

Here are some famous birthdays from this month:

December
1. Woody Allen, Bette Midler, Lee Trevino
2. Britney Spears, Tracy Austin, Monica Seles
3. Katarina Witt, Jean-Luc Goddard, Ozzy Osbourne
4. Jeff Bridges, Larry Katz, Barbara Jaretsky
5. Walt Disney, Little Richard
6. Steven Wright, Dwight Stones
7. Johnnie Bench, Larry Bird, Gregg Allman
8. Kim Bassinger, Teri Hatcher, Jim Morrison
9. Dick Butkus, Kirk Douglas, Donnie Osmond
10. Emily Dickinson, Susan Dey
11. Donna Mills, Fiorella La Guardia, Teri Garr
12. Frank Sinatra, Bob Barker
13. Dick Van Dyke, Christopher Plummer
14. Michael Ovitz, Nostradamus
15. Don Johnson, Mo Vaughn
16. Ludwig Von Beethoven, Boyd ellis, Richard Pimentel
17. William Safire, Arthur Fiedler
18. Keith Richards, Christina Aguilera, Steven Spielberg
19. Reggie White, Daryl Hannah
20. Anita Baker, Kiefer Sutherland, Betty Greer
21. Chris Evert, Florence Griffith Joyner, Jane Fonda
22. Steve Carlton, Steve Garvey, Bill Armstrong
23. Susan Lucci
24. Ricky Martin, Howard Hughes, John DuBose
25. Ricky Henderson, Annie Lennox, Jesus Christ
26. Alan King, Steve Allen, Jamie Legge
27. Gerard Depardieu, Sydney Greenstreet, Louis Pasteur
28. Ray Bourque, Woodrow Wilson, Denzel Washington
29. Mary Tyler Moore, Ted Danson
30. Sandy Koufax, Tiger Woods, BJ Cassady
31. Val Kilmer, Anthony Hopkins, Ben Kingsley

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Dear...... [Santa Claus] [Saint Nicolas] [Father Christmas] [Pagan
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Children's Souls],

This year, I have been a very...... [good] [bad] [materialistic]
[passive aggressive] [manipulative]
[Ritalin-addled] little...... [boy][girl] [TV watcher] [advertising
tampon]. I have...... [not] [sometimes]
[compulsively] ...... [lied] [cheated] [embezzled] [pillaged]
[murdered], and I have...... [always] [often] [rarely] [never]
helped
my...... [mommy] [daddy] [grandma] [grandpa] [brother] [sister]
[mommy's
"special friend"] [other daddy] with their...... [chores] [homework]
[taxes] [pyramid schemes] [colostomy bag]. And I always say thank
you,
which makes me...... [nice] [polite] [seem like I care] and so I
deserve
lots of...... [love] [presents] [blank checks] [age-inappropriate
pants]
this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my
mommy, please bring...... [perfume] [earrings] [Valium] [fruit
leather
panties] [the onset of menopause] [daddy's testicles in a vise]. For
my
daddy, please bring a new......[neck tie] [razor] [money clip]
[dead-
end
job] [Rogaine prescription] [topaz-studded ass plug]. For my......
[big]
[little]...... [brother] [sister], please bring......[a soccer ball]
[fingernail polish] [Legos] [GI Joe] [Barbie] [methadone] [Newport
Lights 100's] [a diaphragm] [a subscription to Guns & Ammo]. For
my...... [doggy] [hamster] [ferret], please bring...... [a chew toy]
[a
cableknit sweater] [kibble] [breath mints] [a homeopathic heartworm
remedy] [non-surgical sterilization]. Oh - and for my...... [baby
sitter] [mail man] [cleaning lady] [pool boy] [case worker], please
bring some...... [fruit cake] [coupons] [worthless tchotchkes] [work
ethic].

Now about me! Please bring me all of the...... [Harry Potter]
[Scooby
Doo] [Spider Man] [Star Wars] [Spongebob Squarepants] [Anna Nicole
Smith]...... [action figures] [videos] [breakfast cereal] [pajamas]
[sheets] [beer coozies] [toilet paper], and front row tickets
to......
[Eminem] [Britney Spears] [Aaron Carter] [Mary-Kate and Ashley]
[GWAR]
[Philip Glass] - plus backstage passes so I can get......
[autographs]
[behind the scenes] [coked up] [airborne chlamydia]! Oh, and please
don't forget to bring my...... [pool] [go-kart] [jet-ski] [pony]
[Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0] [amputee Afghan orphan]. But if you
can't,
just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really
want
is just...... [$100] [$1000] [$10,000] [$100,000] [$1,000,000]
[$10,000,000] [$100,000,000]! Anyway, I hope you like the......
[cookies] [cake] [pudding] [Jell-O] [meatloaf] [cognac] [eight-ball]
I left out for you.

[Love],[Sincerely],[Yours],[Breathlessly],
[ insert name here ]

PS: Please say...... [hi] [hello] [Merry Christmas] to......
[Rudolph]
[Mrs. Claus] [the baby Jesus] [Ralph, the heartless Elfin
slavemaster].

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember [insert name here]? [He] [She] has been a
really...... [naughty] [selfish] [corrupt] [perverted]
[homicidal]......
[dork] [weener] [cry-baby] [coprophile] [vivisection] hobbyist all
year
long and doesn't deserve any Christmas presents. So please don't
forget
to put...... [coal] [sticks] [homework] [dog shit] [ebola] in their
stocking.

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Random Chips
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near the elevator doors, he said, "Excuse me, Miss, but do you have
notions?" "Sure," she replied mischievously, "but during the work
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Little Johnny and his dad were on an overcrowded elevator. Suddenly
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Two dyslexic bank robbers walk into a bank shouting: "Air in the
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There are certain members of the sisterhood who really take their
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steady clients to be dressed in black shoes, black undies, black
bra,
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When the members of a great old Southern aristocratic family heard
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Random Chips
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The difference between a woman and a sheep is a sheep doen't get
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An Italian cab driver was telling a passenger that only real men
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Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after
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So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma!
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"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

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"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to
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So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells
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Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
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To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"

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His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake
without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog. A little
later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same damn snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...It's about
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A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
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note. Romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's
younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves.
The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During
the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart
along with this note...

Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she
wears short ones which are easy to remove. These are a delicate
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Love Chips
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A gambler? (He cheats on you.)

A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)

A trashman? (He dumps you.)

A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)

A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)

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An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)

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Subject: Fw: INTERNET WARNING!!!!!!
Date: Monday, November 30, 2009, 2:02 PM

INTERNET
WARNING:

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It
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Best
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1728

Christmas Shopping for Rudy

Sandi and Katie are out at the Mall looking for a present for their
buddy
Mr Rudy...

Sandi is nervous: I just do not know what to get him.

Katie: A sweater?

Sandi: No, he is hot all the time.

Katie: Swimming trunks?

Sandi: No, I think he likes to swim in the buff.

Katie: He is hard to shop for. Let's go into Sears and just look
around.

Sandi: Okay.

They go into Sears and look around and are about to give up when
Katie points something out to Sandi....

Katie: When Rudy sleeps on Father's bed, where does he sleep?

Sandi: At the head of the bed.

Katie: Why does he sleep there?

Sandi: That is where all the pillows are and he really loves that
long
pillow Daddy has..... Oh I get it. The long soft pillow.

Katie: Right! Get him the long soft pillow. Look they have
different
kinds of pillows, some are square and large. He could have a doggie
bed like Father's pillow.

Sandi: Good idea Katie, but he likes Dad's bed.

Katie: I have an idea, you get him the large pillow, I get him the
square pillow that way he could sleep on the floor in comfort or on
Father's bed in comfort with his own pillow.

Sandi: Excellent idea. We will have these wrapped and put under
the
tree.

The herd in Guthrie

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