A comfort zone is a beautiful place.
But nothing ever grows there.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
no drugs
other people suck
need to ask you
life is unfair
let it slide
Alexa
your life is bad
something tells me
want to be a doctor
got it backwards
stop that
come over
need to talk to you
global warming
getting a flu shot
An older couple is having breakfast when the old woman says
to her husband "Just think, honey, we've been married for 60 years.?"
"Yes," he replies. "Sixty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast
table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds."
"Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get naked again for old
time's sake?"So they strip off their clothing and sit back down at
the table. "You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "my nipples
are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago."
"I'm not surprised," replies the old man.
"One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
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JOKES
afternoon tea
3 daughters
Tina Turner
things to think about
the tiger and the elephant
3 Americans during ww2
outside inside
the football player and the cat
procrastinators creed
do you recognize the song
driving down the road
men and women
married to a younger woman
young man went to the doctor
he inherited a million dollars
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Three Stooges: Moe Larry and Curly go ice fishing
Rodney Dangerfield Even Cracks Up the Orchestra (1978)
Rich Little - comedian impressionist
Best Comedy scene "History of the World" by Mel Brooks
Car crusher crushing cars 16
Horse vs man, Compilation
TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE
Top Best Funny Car Commercials
Anthem Of The Seas Vs Huge Waves
Laurel y Hardy :Blotto(1930)
Lake Dunlap Dam Fail 5 14 2019
Heaven Sent: Skydiver Luke Aikins
What It Was Like to Be On the Oregon Trail
3D Animated Short: "Wig-Less" - by Jenavieve Coulon
Goofy Tomorrow We Diet
A man and his wife were sitting having breakfast when the wife said...
"If I were to die would you get married again?".
The man said "That's a terrible thing to say. It's such a beautiful morning
and we're having a wonderful breakfast together you bring up this horrible
thing about death. Forget about it."
But his wife didn't forget about it and she brought the same thing up that night.
The man said the same thing and for the whole week, his wife kept asking him
"If I were to die would you get married again?"
Finally, he gave up and one night when his wife asked "If I were to die would
you get married again? He said "Yes. I would"
She asked, "Would you sell the house?"
He said "No. Of course not."
She asked, "Would you sell our bed?"
He said "No. I don't see any reason why."
She said, "Well, you certainly wouldn't let her touch my golf clubs."
He said "No no. She's left handed."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
throw it in the river
if you hit that
a trophy wife
don't threaten me
dirty deeds
a dna test
Gordos
anti wrinkle cream
a life
the color
ahoy
enforced by aircraft
lane closed
pinches his wifes breasts
I'm sorry sir
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