"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."
-Winston Churchill
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
that's a calculator
me n my boo
on my way
lookin for us
no this summer
gas station bathrooms
if I knew
celebrity slot machines
says she ain't in the mood
the real reason
I'm glad
cats are wonderful
just like that
they retired and moved south
my new android smart phone
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JOKES
died and went to heaven
meet me for lunch
tour of a factory
going to college
in the hospital
fascinate
am I a real polar bear
Tyson and Holyfield
typical married couple
tourist goes to Africa
plumber called to a woman's apartment
Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint
was that there was never enough time for shopping.
Nearing the end of our trip, we stopped for lunch at a pub in a small
town near London. We wrote postcards and my wife volunteered to take
them to the nearest postbox while I made a long-distance phone call.
The British long-distance system defeated me until I was helped by
an attractive girl who was standing at the bar.
Completing my call, I saw her with a suitcase standing at a bus stop.
I found out she was going close to our destination so I offered her a
lift and suggested she get in the back seat of the car.
There was still no sign of my wife, so I went to look for her.
Ten minutes later, I found her in a store. She was bulging with parcels.
Giving me a big grin, she said, "That'll teach you to leave
me alone for a few minutes." It was my turn to grin as I said,
"Wait until you see what's in the back seat of the car."
Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall.
Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him.
The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your clothes catch on fire?"
Joey replied promptly, "I don't put them on."
Donald and Hillary Go into a bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as
they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her
pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see
anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed
throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show
you an honest way to get the same result."Donald goes to the owner of the
bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives
him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks,
"What did you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Man wins the unconditional love of a goose
The Clampett's Strike Oil
Fire truck smash police cars and BMW
Pursuit - A 4K storm time-lapse film
GoPro Awards: Skydiver Ejects From Glider
Smart Heron Used Bread To Fish
Arctic Glacier collapses . Too close for comfort
Types of People at Starbucks | Bethany Mota
Funny Toilet paper Talking
Cops Chase Ford GT
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
getting circumcised
what motivates you
hey unicorn
Starbucks
flavored raisins
demand proper manners
logic
winning the lottery
when you put it in
drunk
what's up virgin
unhealthy gluten
neighbor had a baby
word of the day
everything we sell
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