when it is obvious that goals cannot be reached,
do not adjust the goals, adjust the steps that you
are taking to reach them.
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
my facebook name
45th
the Mickey mouse club
stud
from England
the wrong rebel war
a popsicle
these shorts
you can't come in to the church like that
Viking explorer
can't go fishing
modern day trick or treat
allergies
a camel
ice cream
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JOKES
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!
bayonet drill
I know CPR
to travel abroad
playing the slot machines
Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat
Never a day's sickness in my life
running away from home
rush hour
tired of being made fun of and determined
a lesson on science
an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning
diamond ring he had ever seen
Rabbi, something terrible is happening
the Texan and the Irishman
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
You can't rollerskate in a buffaloherd - roger miller
MOMENTS 2015
Animation Movies - Big Buck Bunny
ANIMALS GETTING SHOCKED BY ELECTRIC FENCES
Flappers - The Roaring Twenties
0 Insane Machines That Will Blow Your Mind
The Wonderful Pantomime of Harpo Marx
Popeye The Sailor Man Classic Collection
The Story Of Pencil And Eraser - Very Inspirational One
10 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits Ever Filed
Whataburger brawl VIDEO RELEASED
Best Shift Ever - Waitress Receives Life Changing Tip
Sailors Notice A Strange Animal Stranded On Ice Miles Out To Sea
CAR CRASHES IN AMERICA
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came
back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.?
She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine".
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.?
She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much".
"So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either".
"Finally I said, well, how much do you have"
The marine said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand"
He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said "he pulled
it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first
and then the first hand above the second hand..."
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better
mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
105
Signs
for her birthday
one minute
speak
get it together
expensive
marriage and marijuana
opened your car door
when I die
dummy
women
roses are red
pms
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