enthusiasm is the rocket fuel that powers you up
the ladder of success.
Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
are u looking
your brakes
life is unfair
hostess
the worst thing
the electoral college
what did you learn in school today
you're next
a fine time
did you know
on so many levels
something I'm not
that feeling
you about to exceed the limits
you won't be laughing
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JOKES
a hip young man
need 2 by 4s
don't talk loud in church
Dominos and the FBI
Two rabbits escape from a laboratory
What will the weather be like tomorrow
walking through a small town
An Australian writer and the Indian chief
The mayor of New York City had just bought a new car
on Air Force one
can I take this train to Boston
a woman was on the witness stand
the priest and his roses
the Lone Ranger and Tonto
The church steeple
A man was getting ready for work one morning when his wife looked at
him and said, "What is the matter with you?
You look terrible." He replied that he felt great. The man went to
work where his boss took one look at him and said,
"What is the matter with you? You look terrible."
The man replied that there was nothing wrong with him and that
he felt great. The man went to lunch with a client and the client
looked at him and said,"What is the matter with you?
You look terrible." The man again replied
that he felt great. The client suggested he go to the doctor right away
because he looked so bad. The man went to the doctor, and when the
doctor walked into the examining room
and saw him the doctor said, "My God, you look terrible."
The man explained that everyone was telling him that he looked terrible
but that he felt great.The doctor said, "Are you sure you feel great?"
The man reiterated that he definitely felt great!
The doctor got out his medical book and looked up "looks terrible."
After he found that he looked up the subsection "feels great."
The doctor said, "I found it right here under 'looks terrible, feels great.'
The man, at this point very nervous, inquired to the doctor, "Tell me, what is it?"
The doctor replied, "According to my book ... you're a vagina."
A salesman is visiting Hollywood California and checks into a local motel.
?As he was checking out the next morning, the desk clerk noticed that
he looked a bit frazzled.He asked "Sir was everything O.K. with your room?"
He angrily replies "Was everything O.K.!!!I get woke up at 2:00 in
the morning with this huge cowboy sitting on my chest holding a pistol to
my head who tells me if l don't pleasure him immediately he's gonna blow
my head off!"The desk clerk is shocked and asks, "What did you do?"
The saleman's reply, "Did you hear any shootin'?"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
We Went to Rescue Newborn Puppies
Old Lady Gets Stopped For Speeding
Anxiety - Short Film (2018)
Calvin and Hobbes animation
Bob Newhart - Bus Driver Training
Ren & Stimpy - Vermin
Cop pulls over school bus for speeding
Candid Camera Just For Laughs
Beautiful World - Wild Animals
Handyman Corner "Summer Tobogganin"
Paralyzed' veteran given free home caught walking
Cheech & Chong - Low Rider
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
my brain says
Tom and Jerry
going motorboating this weekend
this morning on an elevator
accused me of being a liar
inside your head
sheets
that baby
at a wedding party
a whole new level
that's nothing
would have called you sooner
a zombie
don't make me
a screw lose
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