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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

morning cardio

bananas and monkeys

rednecks after the raid

its just too hot

Willie Nelson

do you dance

alcohol

that's no moon

start later

a dominatrix

gender neutral

a little irritated

stripes

choke him out

a fitting ride

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My husband and I were daydreaming about what we would do if we won the lottery. 
I started: "I'd hire a cook so that I could just say, 'Hey, make 
me a sandwich!'" Thomas shook his head. "Not me. I already have one of those."

Q: Why are men are like coffee? 
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night! 

Q: What do you call a cow who's just given birth? 
A: De-calf-inated! 

Q: Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee? 
A: Because according to the Torah He Brews!

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JOKES

this farmer had really bad sexual perversions

Johnny asked his mom if he could go to the carnival

man boards an airplane and takes his seat

four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon

laws of life

while traveling across the country

your trouble stems from wine women and song

the farmer and 3 hillbillies

he could not remember his lines

cricket in heaven

viagra can be dangerous

I'm a golfer

wanted a new bicycle

when I wave my handkerchief

hey queen

what do you mean almost


So this couple goes on vacation to Moscow
One night they decide to take a horse and buggy sight-seeing. 
They get in a carriage and the driver introduces himself as Rudolf. Off they go.
Unfortunately, the weather turns foul on them. "Darn. It looks like rain," the husband says.
"No. Is drizzle," says the driver.
"Actually, I'm pretty sure it's a full rain," says the husband.
"No! Is drizzle!" the driver repeats, louder now.
"Honestly, we should have brought our umbrellas. This is definitely rain!" the husband repeats.
The driver stops the horse. He turns and points angrily. "No! Is drizzle!"
The husband is about to argue, but his wife stops him. "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Animals building skills

STRICTLY FOR MEN ???? Boys Will Find It Funny

Bazooka Charlie - WW2s Strangest Tank Buster

4 Obnoxious Old People Behaviors

Hal Ketchum - Small Town Saturday Night

Home Improvement Tool Time clips

One Joke From Jack Benny

Tour of the Mega Container Ship

Cat attacking people Compilation

Girl tries to steal a bottle of alcohol

GRAND CANYON TOUR

5 Most Lethal Weapons of the U.S Civil War

Kids Versus Old Folks

The Unforgiving North Pacific

Mister Robinson's Neighborhood - SNL

Master Of Muscles

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

some people

Italian

Mexican word of the day

liquid zoo

maternity ward

wake up from a nap

joke of the day

2 choices

school fail

couldn't find the cat

ironic

when the traffic light turns green

with your parents or on your own

second hand

my cat



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