He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter into the heat of dispute
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
milk
happy halloween
no you can't
Jehova's witnesses
invisible
not what I meant
I forgot
not homeless
my manager said
a naggar
your dad
dear men
leave work early
stunned
on the way to work
A County Sheriff is driving down a desolate highway, through the woods in Georgia.
He sees a man, completely naked, tied up to a pine tree - arms completely around it,
bent down on his knees, with his ass facing the road. The Sheriff pulls over - removes a
balled up sock out of the guy's mouth, and asks him what happened.
The guy says, "I picked up a hitchhiker in town 20 miles back. Everything was fine, then all of
a sudden, he pulled out a gun and told me to pull off the road. He made me take off all my clothes.
Then he tied me to this tree, and he drove off with my car, my clothes, my iPhone, and my wallet.
I've been here for two hours with my ass sticking out toward the road, and no one stopped to help me."
The Sheriff unzipped his pants, hummed the first few bars of the banjo part from Deliverance,
and said to the guy, "Well, I guess this ain't your lucky day."
JOKES
A man told his barber he felt he was in a rut
how to avoid shark attacks
you don't know what day it is
the donkey died
What's filet mignon
a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas
Adam, I want you to do something for me
brains for sale
Two guys were out hunting,
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car
the center of Chicago courtroom drama
couldn't find a parking place
a mime was out acting on the streets
a karate chop from Korea
The Motorway
"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know.
I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes if I see a really great oufit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
- Rita Rudner
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Lying cop doesn't know Uber driver was actually a lawyer
Betty Boop 1933 Banned Cartoons Halloween Party
Top 10 Mesmerizing Factory Machines
30+ Magnificent Passes In Football
Religion Does No Harm, Bill Maher reflects
Top 5 Just For Laughs Gags - October 2018
Best FUNNY DOG videos
Rodney Dangerfield Has President Reagan Laughing
COPS TV Show-"What's This White Stuff On Your Face"
Attitude – One of Life's Choice
Electrical Explosion, Electrical fire, High voltage
Cow plays fetch
Fat Man Breaks Park Bench
Ultimate Scary Pranks Compilation
Watch Thousands of Dogs Run Free in This Magical Sanctuary
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and
I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private
place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.
So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison."
With that being said, they made love for the first time
and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner
seems to have escaped."Turning on his side, he smiles
and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time, the bride says, "Honey,
the prisoner is out again!"
The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.
The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again,"
to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
everything is great
got pulled over
fake poses
this is Jill
a bag full of clothes
200 pounds
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