Death is the destination we all share, no one has ever escaped it.
And that is as it should be because death is very likely the
single best invention of life.
Steve Jobs
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, yesterday morning I looked, and the temperature was over
80 degrees at 6 am. Now, for you folks in Texas or Florida, that probably
does not seem that much. But for us ppl here in beautiful SW Michigan,
that is an ungodly hot! And the weather guy says its gonna be that way
at least until the weekend. Possibly hitting 97 on Thursday. Ugg. it is
enough for a olde pharte like me to go into hibernation stage again.. Oh wait,
I have not left it yet. Never mind..!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
somewhere in America
not supposed to be here
he can sit
veggie hot dog
the plummer
the alligator
his name is Mario
what is the difference
all I said
been calling you all day
broke the car
put my mother down
don't drink to get drunk
male, 38
Top10 signs your son is too old for breast feeding
10. He can open your blouse by himself; with one hand.
9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
<br>5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine..
4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos."
1. Beard abrasions on areola.
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JOKES
they could never get pregnant
cash or charge
you're lying
riddles
what would happen
a rather odd dolphin
a lawyer and the blonde on an airplane
God decided to pay a visit to Earth
Sidney is cruising along the highway when his car starts misfiring
The inmate on death row
they keep telling us
RANDOM THOUGHTS.....
she decided to hijack a child
the alien in Hymie's deli
the yuppie and the ransom
What is the difference between a toilet bowl and a waiter?
The toilet bowl serves only one asshole at a time.
I was doing well in gym class until we got to the skiing unit.
It was downhill from there.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Most Extreme Births In The Animal Kingdom
Abbott & Costello 'Jonah and the Whale'
FUNNY DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION
The Revolution of Buffaloes!
Top 20 Facts That Will Make You Say "I Had No Idea"
Handyman Corner - Carbeque
Stupid Humans vs Smart Wild Animals
Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test
Funny Joke - A Lawyer Asks An Elderly Woman A Question In Court
George Carlin on some cultural issues.
America's Got Talent 2018 - Funniest / Weirdest
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles..
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
"Speeches are like steer horns--a point here, a point there, and a
lot of bull in between."
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty
face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
don't take it seriously
norkal
caution
memories
money doesn't buy happiness
a life
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