Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government,

then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools.

Plato 427—347 BC

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

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JOKES

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after her husband went to work
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the pastor and the kitten
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2 country doctors
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driving through Texas one evening
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so what do you hunt
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woman goes to the dentist
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Today I opened a new online banking account, I always use the same password: "cabbage".
It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans...
Please enter your new password:
"cabbage"
Sorry, the password must be 8 or more characters.
"boiled cabbage"
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
"1 boiled cabbage"
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
"50bloodyboiledcabbages"
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"50BLOODYboiledcabbages"
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"50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessnow"
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"ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow"
Sorry, that password is already in use!

Billy Bob is touring Wales by car, and finds a superb hotel suite for $100.00 a night.
"I'll pay $100.00 with pleasure," he says.
"Oh" says the receptionist, "with pleasure it's $200.00!"

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.
French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states."
The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell the jam to the states."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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Why Cuban cab drivers earn more than doctors
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How did Dubai get so rich? | CNBC Explains
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The Whole Saga of the Supercontinents
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Kevin Hart - Raccoon Attack - Stand-Up Comedy
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

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Kim threatens Australia
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don't have facebook or twitter
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my favorite sex position
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ugly guys cute guys
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sometimes it doesn't work out
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say what you will about women
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blame hurricane
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wake up
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adultery is a sin
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keep scrolling
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life is too short
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slut jokes
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