happiness can be found in the darkest of times,
if only one can remember to turn on the lights
J.K, Rawlings
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY!
The heat. the fireworks,,,sighs.
I am DEFINITELY tired of the whole thing!!
I am just a grumpy old man!!!
Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat, he must
not like it very much either, all he wants to
do is take a nap. Good idea!
Move over Turk, I wanna lay back in the
recliner.....GRRRRR!!!
My recliner, and the damn dog don't wanna
share it w me. Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
you are next
happy birthday
year by year
piss on it
glorious
racist cashier
confused
cotton candy
its complicated
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Why are Women more pessimistic about the economy then Men?
A: Because men are in charge of the economy!
state your name
raining
relax Timmy
I hate when
a six pak
your mother
A policeman in Sydney stops a man in a car with a kangaroo in the front seat.
"What are you doing with that kangaroo?" He exclaimed,
"You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees
the same man with the kangaroo again in the front seat, with both of them
wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to
take that kangaroo to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good
time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
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JOKES
in the kitchen of one of the restaurants in the Red Lobster
Poland's worst air disaster
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant
Buford walked into a doctor's office
retired as a corporal
in the heart of the Brazilian jungle
some good news
are you at the club
Grandma was sick
a special tool
Kenny was noted for his wit
A widow recently married a widower.
things a cat thinks about
a methodist minister and 3 baptist deacons
his son will be the first
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him
something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
WILD Car Chase Shuts Down LA Freeway
Candid Camera Classic: Bird Droppings!
Australia's Got Talent 2011 - Chooka
Russia: helicopter crash while dropping paratroopers
5 Years After Winning $60 Million,
This Couple's Home Has Become An Infested Nightmare
Lizard Greets Man like a Dog!
Top Funny Crow Videos Compilation
Huge Fuel Tank Explodes Sending Onlookers Running For Their Lives
Dana White Gives A Great Motivational Speech
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them,
would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
kicked outta the hospital
please lay down
like options
my girlfriend
my wife is pregnant
mature
wife is pregnant
the moon and the stars
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