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MEMES N TOONS
house arrest
longevity
where did she go
they won't come near me
married a long time
tried on a thong
water
he will wait up for you
some days
he just rolls over and farts
pornhub
choices
where did you learn
who gets to stay inside
this is what happens
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JOKES
Fire!!!
he asked for some female company
nurses are not supposed to laugh
after 3 years of marriage
I have cabbage disease
the greatest truck driver in the world
once in miedevil times
q and a
2 nuns traveling through Europe
the traveling evangelist
Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what
happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my
front porch on a warm
spring evening, when a young man comes
creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was
friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my
Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts..
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: No, I
did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all
alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in
years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread
my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"
And that's when I shot the Son of a Bitch!
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and
an older gentleman peering in the shop window
at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.
The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the
window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop and said, "I know that on your pension you
could never hope to have a holiday,
so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense,
and I won't take no for an answer."
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight
tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.
They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way.
About a month later the little lady came in to his shop.
"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said.
"I've come to thank you.
But, one thing puzzled me.
Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"
Responses to Avoid When She Says, "Do I Look Fat In This?"
"Not to Stevie Wonder."
"Oh my god, yes. That's why I'm screwing your best friend."
"No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!"
"I guess there's not much point in asking if
you mean fat with an f or phat with a ph."
"No hablo ingles."
"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things balance out."
"No, but taking it *off* sure does."
"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative
way on the comparison I am about to make ..."
"Not if you were traveling at the speed of light."
"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."
"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
"Shit! A talking couch!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Seinfeld - Risk
22-Year-Old Student Hijacks a Cop Car Causing a Wild Chase
Little Johnny Jokes - Teacher Bends Over And Little Johnny Sees It All
Wing Walker Jumps from Airplane
1950's & 60's TV Commercials
Snoopy & Woodstock
My Favorite Martian
Pecos Bill
FOOD IN COMMERCIALS VS. IN REAL LIFE
Charlie Chaplin - The Adventurer (1917)
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
irony
moral support
parrots for sale
the quote
my lesbian neighbors
nudes
pass it to Scooby
women cry when they are angry
butt plugs
friend in jail
the Canary islands
chicken theft
wife crashed the car
at my funeral
what kind a rock is that
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