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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
made this
never leaves the house
truck crash
we all grieve differently
not romantic
chirp
balloons
spent it on beer
what I want
one glass of beer
a house with a pool
fall in Florida
don't start with me
the charges
the fourth ape
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper!
Why do French people eat snails? They don't like fast food!
What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator!
I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.
What is sticky and brown? A stick!
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JOKES
You know you're in California when...
While waiting for my first appointment
Wanda's dishwasher quit working
are you married
there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old
These three women go down to Mexico one night,
While driving my customary route home
Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile
Sol an orthodox Jew goes on a job interview
I asked him if he knew what "CEO" stood for
during his freshman year
My sister had been ill
We have a critical shortage of typists
military time
airplane humor
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Hard Boiled Eggs and Nuts!
Animal Heroes Helps And Saves Others Animal 2017 |
Peabody's Improbable History - The Royal Mounted Police
Best of r/ContagiousLaughter
Funny crows compilation
Where does the sheep get his hair cut? The baa baa shop!
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!
I never make mistakes. …I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
I want to call you
jobs
my body type
the hypnotist
stress
women dress
mornings
walk by my house
in line at McD's
highway to hell
fail number 36
having sex
cleaning house
meth
missing a screw
don't judge people
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