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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
are you sure this is the road?
the royal vet
today's 3 year old
you lie on your resume
you need a work truck
your iq test
the sound of birds
marriage means commitment
Captain America
driving the speed limit
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JOKES
he was 80 she was 20
Christmas presents
a little white wabby
look how beautiful she is
they were driving across the desert and had a flat
he had a stomach disorder
Harry was getting along in years
reasons for divorce
I know horses
you have a big pussy
Four men were sitting around a conference room table being Interviewed
for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know
of?" pointing to the man on his right.
The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no
forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he
asked the second man.
"Hmmm, let me see, a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes
and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know
of.""Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very
popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the
pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light
is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had found his man.
"It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth
man, a Newfoundlander, he posed the same question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the
fastest thing known is diarrhea," said the Newfie.
"What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh, I can explain," said the Newfie. "You see, the other day I wasn't
feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think,
blink, or turn on the light, I shit my pants."He got the job!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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6 POLICE CHASES THAT ENDED BADLY FOR THE RUNAWAY DRIVERS
The Most Dangerous Fighter Jets In The World
Squirrels Savagely Stealing Acorns | Spy In The Wild | BBC Earth
Helicopter Flying Past Cars
Commercials Funniest Car Best 2019 - Funny Commercials
Circus Acts Gone Wrong Compilation
Best 2019 Just For Laughs
TOP 20 Moments the Cycling World Will Never Forget
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
at that age
a little windy today
a grown up
all I do
she is crazy
did you know
a shot for everything
a battery to fit
that feeling
make it to the restroom
home alone
solutions
the traffic camera
a dog or a cat
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