a bird doesn't sing because it has an answer
it sings because it has a song.
Joan Walsh Angland
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
welcome to
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
because of this guy
anal bleach
guess what I learned
licks the knife clean
made you a cup of tea
posting pictures of my food
modern problems modern solutions
men and women
you were stupid before
five more minutes
not a painter
a farmers tan
the truth will set you free
clear my browser history
your call is important to us
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JOKES
the judge and the 3 ducks
a man was sent to hell for his sins
Morris the loud mouth mechanic
bar one liners
3 men were getting out for shore leave
Bobby goes to pick up his date
what's your problem soldier
career day at the elementary school
one day at area 51
3 girls driving thru the country
Son takes his father to the doctor. The doctor gives them
the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells
the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the
boozer on the way home to celebrate it. While at the pub, the father
sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.
When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer.
Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
kids I shit you not
holding on to anger
trying to keep up
1 minute you are young and cool
the murder hornets
god is looking down on humans
the mormons are fed up
maybe June will be better
having sex for money
what being a man means
the mickey mouse club
I should be given a award
my mom and my friends
I can't breeth
a blow job coupon
A guy takes up a new job.On Monday he calls in and says,
'I can't come in today, I'm sick.' He works the rest of the week,
but the following Monday he calls in and says, 'I can't come in today, I'm sick.'
The boss asks the foreman about him and he replies, 'He's great. He does the
work of two men. We need him here. So the next day the boss calls the guy into his
office and says, 'You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're
a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can
help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?'The guy replies, 'No I don't drink or do drugs.
But my brother-in-law drinks heavily every weekend, then beats up my sister.
So every Monday morning I go over to make sure she's alright. She puts her
head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing
you know I'm fucking her.'
The boss says, 'You fuck your sister?'
The guy replies, 'Hey, I told you I was sick.'
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
that is one calm dude
get under the bed
a boy and his train at Christmas
everyone out of the pool
the bridegrooms brother
meet the real life lion king
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
135-Pound Mastiff Becomes Obsessed With A Tiny Kitten
Chihuahua Joke Wall | Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
Seinfeld - The Library Cop
Leopard Seal vs Penguin Chick - Nature is amazing!
Wile E. Coyote vs. Gravity
Carol Burnett Show - The Family "Charades" (Uncut)
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