if you dream it, you can do it
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
milk
happy halloween
no you can't
Jehova's witnesses
invisible
not what I meant
I forgot
not homeless
my manager said
a naggar
your dad
dear men
leave work early
stunned
on the way to work
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A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous woman
waiting for her date.
He decides to go over and chat her up.
'I think you're wasting your time,
I'm only interested in women' said the woman.
'Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind' said the bloke.
After ten minutes of the bloke pestering her,
she had had enough.
'OK' said the woman 'I'll sleep with you if you can
do anything for me that my vibrator can't!'
'OK, barman get this lady a drink' he said.
'let's see your vibrator do that
JOKES
a talking dog
revenge of the blonds
the phone rang
An American tourist in Rome
rice
A rich man went to his vicar and said,
how were people born
a lawyer and a West Virginia sheriff
three doctors were out hunting
the team dinner
a job interview
how ppl were born
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons
A tourist is walking on a country road
Gary's yacht
What's the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Man Comes To Adopt Pit Bull At Shelter
Shoplifter CRASH Unit
How to Get rid of a BAD Neighbor
35 EXAMPLES THAT SHOW YOU MONEY CAN'T BUY DRIVING TALENT
1911 - A Trip Through New York City
Crazy Emergency Helicopters Landing 2018
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead (Hillary Parody)
10 Natural Phenomena That Science Can't Explain
House Under Construction Suddenly Collapses
TIGER SAVES ZOO KEEPER FROM LEOPARD ATTACK
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
Chinese take out
the tomato
raining cats and dogs
terrible dancers
stupid jokes
cut in half
box of chocolates
losing a sock
braile
poop jokes
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