Life is like an onion,,,you peel it off one layer at a time
and sometimes you weep
Carl Sandburg
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
In 1970, shopping malls were all the rage. Like many cities across
the U.S. Our fair city responded by establishing its own "pedestrian
mall" downtown. It was picturesque, complete with brick sidewalks,
trees, and even an amphitheater on one end for concerts. Food trucks
lined the boulevard in the summer and it was fun to go down and buy
a hot dog and watch the crowds during the summer lunchtime. At that
time downtown had lots of office buildings.Secretaries came outside
for their break,and one could develop a rather sore neck from admiring the
scenery, if you know what I mean? But after a few years, the crowds
dried up, downtown offices closed ... and after spending 2 million plus building
it, a decade later when the crowds disappeared, they spent about 15
million tearing it out to be a street again. Now, all these decades later,
in response to the corona virus, they have roped it off again so the
restaurants can set up tables and start up serving outside. Which supposedly,
outside dining is supposed to be safer than inside dining. Who knew,
pedestrian malls are fashionable again.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS. the whole irony of this situation? You make a trip to the county park
and you can't have a picnic because the picnic tables are closed to public
usage for covid19 concerns...makes sense huh?
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MEMES N TOONS
how it really worked out
he died of natural causes
while laying in bed
I can't breath
she takes off her mask
he calls in two priests
how mother does it how father does it
I go for a run
behind the scenes
curbside visits
superior officer
doesn't always cover things
every sound you hear
Yoda
bought two books
A few years ago, some folks from the PETA (People For Ethical
Treatment of Animals) and the U.S. Forest Service were at a farm
meeting presenting an alternative to West Virginia sheep producers
for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after several
years of the farmers using the tried and true methods of shooting
and/or trapping the predator, the animal rights folks had a "more humane"
solution. What they proposed was for the coyotes to be captured alive,
the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled.
All of the shepherds at the meeting thought about this amazing idea for a
couple of minutes. Finally, an old man in the back stood up, tipped his hat
back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem.
Those coyotes ain't screwin' our sheep......they're eatin' 'em."
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JOKES
adopted
there must be some mistake
one day while going to the store
depressing pickup lines
Ralph came home drunk one night
sex is good
you've got it easy in jail because
a hurricane is headed for a small town
the farmer and the frog
a rabbi a hindu and a lawyer
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Silver Fox Reunites with Her Dog Friend
The Jack Benny Program
THE POWER OF B-2 Bomber and Bunker Buster Bomb
Eagle Creek Trail - Amazing Trip | Stunning Footage
Why is Walter So Happy?! | BESIDE HIMSELF | JEFF DUNHAM
Top Secret Drum Corps
Johnny Cash - Ghost Riders in the sky
Dave Chappelle - Weed
Ren Stimpy Don t Whiz On The Electric Fence!
Undercover cops pulled over by impersonator
What do you call a musician that follows CDC guidelines?
The Masked Singer.
Why doesn't Covid-19 hurt children?
Because when your 19 it's child abuse.
What board game do spring breakers like to play?
Coronavirus Risk.
When do you see symptoms from the coronavirus?
Right off the "bat".
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
my 72 yr old mother
I lost it
need a friend
the first ten million people
breaking news
addicted to break fluid
drive a mile to the gym
I quit drinking
a mask and gloves
defunding the police
if you were my husband
pirate goes to the doctor
clean clothes
the new bra
don't watch soccer
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