[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher
Oprah Winfrey

Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!
ALWAYS REMEMBER
BEING A FATHER IS MORE THAN
JUST BEING A SPERM DONOR!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

Johnny's father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don't have it.
Johnny's father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it.

He wants to scare his parents.
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MEMES N TOONS

told you the truth
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don't always fart
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if men had one for a day
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boyfriend has dandruff
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air support
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picked up by the fuzz
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when she sends nudes
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I smell popcorn
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if you mixed it
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I don't want flowers
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if your palm itches
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he left everything to his secretary
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the neighbor's dog
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look at that dog
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facebook
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.




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JOKES

what happened to your leg
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a large pickle walks into a bar
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walking down a forest path
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are you the wolf
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could you fix the light in the hallway
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a trucker stopped at a roadside diner
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buddhist monk goes to a hotdog stand
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you are not too bright
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attcked by a wolf
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after an amazing 69 w his girlfriend
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Winnie McGoogan's Funniest Lines | Mrs Brown's Boys
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The Most Satisfying Thing You'll See Today!
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Funny Jokes Try Not To Laugh Make You Laugh So Hard...
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1981 - Observational Stand Up Comedian John Pate, 70s 80s
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Johnny Gets a Hug From a Baby Orangutan
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Yosemite Sam I Hate Blowing Up
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FUNNIEST LIE DETECTOR FAILS On The Jeremy Kyle Show
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You Are Not The Father Compilation
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Live PD: Best of Florida Compilation
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TOP 10 Dog Auditions On Got Talent Ever! | Got Talent Global
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Judge Judy Owns the Dumbest Criminals to ever be on her show
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Stratosphere Tower Tour - 4 Rides - Highest Thrill Rides in the World - Las Vegas
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Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He's a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

my bank account
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if you are lonely
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bad at parking
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multitasking
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dude flirting with me
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my relationships
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my mommy is a superhero
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county fairs
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spiderman
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my new girlfriend
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my husband tried to embarras me
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tried to grab it
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go to hell
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young and fun
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watch your thoughts
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