Its not your job to be like me, its mine
Byron Katie
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The weather yesterday was absolutely GORGEOUS
A balmy 74 degrees. Perfectly calm ...a real delight
after the really nasty storms we had the night before.
Its just too bad we had no where to go to enjoy it :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
highway to hell
falling asleep
distracted
Batman
buy her flowers
this is Sally
fat ppl
area 51
Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' Because every play has a cast.
"Crime in multi-story car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
– Tim Vine
"A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for
16 hardened criminals." – Peter Kay
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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JOKES
how much do you make a day
the usher in the theater
a pickpocket was pronounced guilty
a blond wants to earn some money
a night out with the girls
how much for a beer
Judge Jones just died
convert to Christianity
one Christmas season a long time ago
a position for an assasin at the FBI
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
"I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue?' I said 'No, just a watch.'"
– Tim Vine
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Puppy On Fire, Snake Charmers, and Monster Frogs Pranks - Throwback Thursday
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
Undercover Cops from The Carol Burnett Show
The Fonz & Mrs. C
"Sanford and Son" The Best of Fred Sanford
Looney Tunes - Daffy The Commando 1943
Germany from Above - Visit Top Sights from Wittenberg
to Reinhardsbrunn Castle
Lucille Ball & Carol Burnett - Chutzpah!
Running Hard, Officer James Hamlin, COPS TV SHOW
Joan Rivers Live At The Apollo
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
I sleep better naked
mother standing tall by her young
one big difference
she used vaseline
burn my bridges
fasterbating
married life
consistent
thinking of you
my body
high horse
tent poles
humans were free when
when you fart...
go back
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