Education is the movement from darkness to light
Allen Bloom
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
a farmers tan
get off my chair
cow round up
fixed
a sense of freedom
beef jerky
a bounty hunter
a great country
the fly swatter
scare crow
minimalism
can't help you
drinking beer
information
the divorce
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JOKES
old man on a bus
my hands shake so bad
the dildo and the garbage truck
I'm blind and the pilot is dead
another name for pickled bread
signs your amish teen is in trouble
John and Jill
at an anatomy class
alligator bit me
2 friends meet on the street
The teacher is in front of this grade 2 class. She is explaining what they are
going to do. "O.K. kids, this morning for English lesson we are going to make up
sentences with the word lovely in it. Is there anybody who wants to have a go at
making a sentence with lovely in it..."
Two kids put their hands up, young Sally and Little Johnny, (Little Johnny also happens
to be the class clown and is well known as an inciter of anarchy.) so the teacher
looks at young Sally and says, "Sally, do you have a sentence for the class?"
"Yes miss." says young Sally eagerly.
"O.K. then, tell the class your sentence."
"Mommy, Daddy and I went to the park yesterday and it was lovely."
"That's very good Sally, is there anybody else who wants to have a try?"
Little Johnny's hand shoots up and he is saying, "Pick me miss, pick me, me, me!!"
The teacher thinks to herself, I suppose there is not too much Johnny can do with
the word lovely. So she decides to let Little Johnny to have a try. "O.K. Johnny you
can tell the class your sentence." So Little Johnny stands up and tells the class his
sentence. "The other night my sister comes homes and says to my dad,
'Daaad, I'm pregnant...' so dad gets up and says, 'That's lovely....That's FUCKIN' lovely!!!"
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.
Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.
Patient: I don't touch a drop.
Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.
Patient: I don't smoke.
Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.
Patient: I don't do drugs.
Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.
Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life.
Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some
drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check?
Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block?
A beaver dam.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Monster Jam double and consecutive backflips
Texas Police Dash Cam Video: Hero Officer
Chases Suspect After Being Shot in Face
Paul Harvey The signers of the Declaration Of Independence
Rescued blind elephant Mee Boon and unchain her for the first time
Dr. Caldwell Examines Fred For Whiplash (Sanford And Son)
Bismarck vs Hood original WWII recordings footage
Top 10 Things Never Said by a Hooters Girl
Why Route 66 became America's most famous road
Bayley vs. Lacey Evans: SmackDown LIVE, May 28, 2019
Best Insane Fights Compilations 2019
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
possum soup
the pool is closed
what people do not realize
don't want alexa listenting
I ate two pieces of string
the orchestra
just so you know
my boss said
omega 3 tablets
while cooking today
makes my day
the difficult part
Captain Hook
deer
mufflers
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