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A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS



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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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JOKES

he was 80 she was 20
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Christmas presents
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a little white wabby
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look how beautiful she is
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they were driving across the desert and had a flat
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he had a stomach disorder
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Harry was getting along in years
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reasons for divorce
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I know horses
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you have a big pussy
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Four men were sitting around a conference room table being Interviewed
for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know
of?" pointing to the man on his right.
The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no
forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he
asked the second man.
"Hmmm, let me see, a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes
and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know
of.""Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very
popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the
pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light
is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had found his man.
"It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth
man, a Newfoundlander, he posed the same question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the
fastest thing known is diarrhea," said the Newfie.
"What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh, I can explain," said the Newfie. "You see, the other day I wasn't
feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think,
blink, or turn on the light, I shit my pants."He got the job!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Best Juggler in the World
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6 POLICE CHASES THAT ENDED BADLY FOR THE RUNAWAY DRIVERS
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The Most Dangerous Fighter Jets In The World
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Squirrels Savagely Stealing Acorns | Spy In The Wild | BBC Earth
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Helicopter Flying Past Cars
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Commercials Funniest Car Best 2019 - Funny Commercials
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Circus Acts Gone Wrong Compilation
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Best 2019 Just For Laughs
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TOP 20 Moments the Cycling World Will Never Forget
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

at that age
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a little windy today
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a grown up
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all I do
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she is crazy
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did you know
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a shot for everything
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a battery to fit
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that feeling
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make it to the restroom
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home alone
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solutions
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the traffic camera
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a dog or a cat
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a cordless drill
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