Always live in the ugliest house on the street -
then you don't have to look at it.
David Hockney
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
2020, a year of virus,
murder hornets.
now the Sahara dust storm
A scary year...
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we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
50 cent
an iceburg
loading
almost time
a cucumber
its 3 am
Julie Andrews
turn it around
payday
camouflage practice
nice tits
husband returns from church...
mom is beating your brother
doesn't he know
then she said
I was woken up by a phone call telling me I've committed tax fraud
They must have had the wrong number cause I don't pay taxes
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt then hung up.
Who said you can't get an STD over the phone?
Haven't you heard of hearing aids
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JOKES
Sidney was interested in the sciences
Bill and Hillary were now married forty years
the victim of an automobile accident
female put downs
her best days were behind her
I'd like to donate a million dollars
redneck movie clips
little Johnny was delivering newspapers
the wedding
a talk between Doug and Bill
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Hilarious Truck Fails (May 2017) | FailArmy
Top 10 INCREDIBLE Stunts (That Went Horribly Wrong)
Top 10 craziest NASCAR saves
FUNNiEST Robin HooD EVER
I Love Donuts - Jim Gaffigan
Animal Moms Protecting and looking out for their babies safety
You're Doing it Wrong
The Most Reckless Pilots. Lowest Flights You've Never Seen Befor
Cat's in the Cradle
Funniest Drug Bust
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $300 to a poor guy.
You wouldn't believe the immense happiness and relief I felt
as he slid the pistol back into his waistband.
I dropped my new phone into a jar of mayonnaise.
Fucking hellman
if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups...
And ask to speak to the man in charge.
So a girl phoned me the other day and said
"come on over, there's nobody home"
I came over and there was nobody home
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
luvs huggies and pampers
wanna go upstairs
Columbia house
Gordon Ramsey
cheating on your wife
kidnapper
before you judge someone
she left me
post your lady
manager catches me
hotter than a baby momma
movie theaters
vaping
are you on drugs
getting angry
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