The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
e. e. cummings
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES N TOONS
speed this up
go to the animal shelter
the safety department
go boating
which machine
one more thing to say
men
thats my sponge
hi there
a straight line
where I learned to do that
lets play doctor
feel unsafe
I did what?
fill out a form
fun and games
Q. Did the people laugh when the lady fell on the ice?
A. No, but the ice cracked up.
Q. What did one melon say to the other melon?
A. We cantaloupe, we're too young.
Q. Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches?
A. They can't keep their trunks up.
Q. What's stranger than seeing a catfish?
A. Seeing a goldfish bowl.
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JOKES
I will confess
a flight into Dallas
a young engineer
Bubba had so many women
young lad born without a belly button
10 things that sound dirty but are not in a lawfirm
2 robins were sitting in a tree
I'm fat
that's impossible
my new novel
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes,
and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied.
"Now you have to remove them."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Live PD: Bystanders Shot at a Trailer Park
Solo Hiking the Tour Du Mont Blanc in the Alps
Newly Discovered Interstellar Object is Heading Toward the Inner Solar System
Meet the dazzling flying machines of the future
Guy On Motorcycle Saves A Baby Kangaroo
The "Luckiest" People in The World
This Ingenious System Brings Water to the Chinese Desert
We Asked People If They Care About Homo Sapien Extinction
Joan Rivers Hilarious Stand Up Comedy (2006)
Neanderthals 101 | National Geographic
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
at the end of this ruler
my family is crazy
life is like a penis
body wants sex
my account balance
communicate
a gold digger
never run
in the news
my first porn
I feel sorry for people
no spark
please
Amish
roadside sobriety test
fun and games
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