I do not have a dirty mind.
I just have a sexy imagination
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
So yesterday afternoon the mayor and city council effectively put our fair
city under martial law. After rioting Saturday night, a curfew was put in place
beginning at 7pm and ending at 5 am. and the national guard was called up.
That is not so remarkable for some place like Detroit. But its pretty surprising
in a small conservative place like here. What is really surprising is that the
current unrest is said to related to the George Floyd thing. But
really remarkable? Local media says that the protestors here were members
of ANTI FA. I can't quite understand how ANTI FA should be involved or
why riots and looting will help bring justice to racial inequality as it is played
out in the saga of George Floyd. Oh well.
I guess I have another reason to stay inside today. Good thing we
have some great jokes.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
tries to kiss you
Indy car
this coffee
robbed a bank
tastes like chicken
first nobel prize winner
weather forecast
package delivery
I like my coffee
a grownup at work
who lost the keys
the size you want
no fat no sugar
that look you get
thank god they put up a cone
During a dull DNC dinner, Mrs. Biden leaned over to chat
with Chuck Schumer. "I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday.
That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over
two hundred words!" "Very impressive," said Chuck, "but, you do
realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand
what they all mean."
"Oh, I know", replied Mrs. Biden, "but neither does the parrot."
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JOKES
for every problem
finished with Debbie
man meets a beautiful lady
borrowing something every day
you can't get married
old lady walking down the street
sitting at a table at the pub on Saturday
took his first dance class
bought a new Mercedes
middle aged man was shuffling along
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
beer and the magician
an American on a train
aerobics at the beach
the athlete, never say can't
misshaps and accidents
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
THE BEGINNING (Simon's Cat Origins Story: Part 1)
A Dachshund puppy and 5 Mandarin ducklings.
Victims Get Their Phones Thrown Into A Lake
"It's Not as Good as Our German Gonculator" - Hogan's Heroes - 1968
Everyone Has at Least ONE Stupid Relative! | James Gregory
RIPPA The Farm Robot Exterminates Pests And Weeds
MINNEAPOLIS RIOTS: Looting, fires, molotov cocktails
rock the city after George Floyd's death
Fed's visits Archie
Mabel's Married Life (1914) - CHARLIE CHAPLIN & MABEL NORMAND -
Mack Sennett - color - full version
Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: What's the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
A: Telling your parents that your gay!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
make your life a living hell
using profanity
a matter of time
lost all my marbles
my ex tried to humiliate me
girl walks into a supermarket
I'm pretty jealous
how women apologize
slow down
alcohol weed and hookers
Ann hath a way
had to quit
woody Allen
without your glasses
good for the jugular
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