welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Hello Postman fans!
So, what happened? The other day we
were doing the Halloween thing, right?
Its fall, and before we know it, ??? The
S word!!!! OMG. what is the world coming
to? Where did fall go? Not ready for this!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
blank
daylight savings time
full o crap
fixed that annoying noise
nothin on you
nobody elses business
the longest password
cat revenge
casual dress day
castaways
silly me
those are mine
carry my books
a career in politics
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JOKES
a country traffic cop
Moses is sitting in the Egyptian ghetto
a ransom
the door bell rang
on the subway
tax collectors
signs
how in love they seemed
an office appointment
divorce proceedings
lactose intolerant
the old rabbi
neither the Packers nor the Vikings made the post season playoffs
a second opinion
a fighter jet and the b 52
I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funniest Grass Cutting Fails
Try Not To Laugh or Grin While Watching Funny Fail
Funny Bud Light Commercial Compilation!
One Of The Funniest Comedy Sketches Of All Time
Eagles too fast, Catching Baby Crocodile
Coke Machine Barman
Working Girls of Italy Part 1
Octopus leaps out of water, grabs crab
Top 30 Clever Marketing Ideas
5 Female Convicts FREAK-OUTS After Given A Life Sentence
Rowan Atkinson Live - Star of Mr.Bean - Funny invisible drum
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
the f word
cardiologist dies
a safety meeting
when they take off their makeup
my aim is improving
the fountain
the first screw
#2
There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-
known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical,
since it was an athletic scholarship.
When Tim found out about the scholarship, he called his friends
all to come over to his house to help him celebrate. They got plastered,
and several of the friends had "donated" marijuana.
The next morning, realizing that he would be asked to provide a urine
sample, he knew the marijuana would show up in it. He had a brainstorm!!
Calling his girlfriend on the phone, he said, "Hey, Patti -- I need
a favor. Can you give me a small jar of urine? I'll need it for the
physical tomorrow, and we kinda let things go here."
Patti agreed, and within an hour, she came over, carrying a s
mall mayo jar of yellow liquid. Tim thanked her, and he proceeded
to take the "sample" to the college physical with him the next day.
When the doctor asked him for a sample, he went into the restroom,
and poured the urine Patti had given him into the vial.
All was fine -- he thought!!
Two days later, the athletic director at the college called Tim, and
said, "I'm afraid we have to withdraw the scholarship offer."
"WHY?" asked Tim.
"We just cannot," said the A.D., "have a pregnant man on our football team!"
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a
sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed them, and started
growling and generally getting really mean.
The bear started to chase one of the guys, who, as it turns out, was
from Czechoslovakia. The bear soon caught up with him, and ate
him alive. The other guy turned around and ran for his life.
A little while later, the second guy found a park ranger station and
told his story. The ranger took his gun, and they both went out in
search of the bear, in order to destroy it.
Soon, they came across two bears, one male, and one female.
The ranger turned to the other guy and said: "Quick... tell me
which bear ate your friend!" The ranger levelled his gun and got ready to shoot.
"I'm not really sure," said the other guy, "they both look
similar.""QUICK! Make up your mind!" said the ranger."O.K.,"
said the other, "it was the male."
The ranger promptly aimed and shot the female bear. The male
ran off. Using his knife, the ranger cut open the belly of the
female and found the body of the other man.
"But why didn't you shoot the male when I thought it was the
male who ate my friend?" the other man asked.
"Well," said the ranger..."I never trust anyone who says
that the Czech's in the male!"
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