welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, did you score during Black Friday? Guess what?
I did something I have not done in over 20 years. I went
shopping! Well ok. what happened was, my keyboard died
on Thanksgiving night. Friday we were going somewhere and
just happened to pass a Worst Buy. Went in real quick (dreading
it) and thinking it would take forever. But it was dead as a
cemetery. Good price too, got one of the more pricey boards and
it was half off. And of course, on the way back, war dept. had to
stop at the dollar store for pop. Was a good thing, they had fat
man pants (sweat pants) on sale for 70 percent. So I guess drinking
pop is a good thing after all, right?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS...my new goal is to go another 20 years without shopping on
Black Friday.
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
liqour store parking lot
when nature calls
he be drinkin
when you drive
hey Piglet
Dracula
a good night
a little lower
needed to fart
a foot bath
life can't get any worse
ex pimp
tickle em
can't sleep
the dog ...
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JOKES
a little boy
monkey smokin a joint
I'm a lesbian
2 men walking along a deserted beach
women make me angry
a man and his dog
at a tiny bar in Juarez
install some new floor
on the first day
men, be more alert
have you ever been married
an administration clerk and the manager
An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning
insomnia
rroses and rice
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
CRAZIEST Golf Cart Fails of 2017
ROCKY the French Bulldog puppy jumping
A Can Size for Every Aussie - Geoff the Film
The BOOBS Prank
Live PD: No Pants Crash
Dad jokes that will make you laugh so hard
Best Mouse Trap
FUNNIEST SIGNS EVER
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Star Wars
How To Not Drive in Russia
Honey Badger Narrates: The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger Still At It
Angry Cats VS Dogs Funny Compilation
Canadian Driveway Ice Hysterics
McDonald's Ads vs The Real Thing
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
on black Friday
dear Santa
a leather mini skirt
Chinese take out
what seems to be the problem
she was charged
9 out of every 10
12 inches
a recent survey
not today
wish people were like money
leap frog in the snow
90 percent of their problems
my daisy dukes
a pregnancy test
chocolate or romain lettuce
the penis poem
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