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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, are you ready?


BTW...don't support the stores that open on Thanksgiving day.
Everyone needs a day off with family, including our retail worker friends

we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

the culprit
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon01/tt0281.html

a pony
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon01/tt0282.html

the wisdom of the Dakota indians
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/ji0292.html

Two lifelong friends had a running argument
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/ji0293.html

an extremely rough English Channel
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/ji0294.html

Everyone knows that there is a Bethlehem in Pennsylvania
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/ji0295.html

people so primitive
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/ji0296.html

the train was late
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/ji0297.html

chatting over dinner in a restaurant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/ji0298.html

Santa Clause
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/ji0299.html

a US naval ship

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white
throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that
election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come
to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a
grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
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 An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after
I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin.
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to
remember the days we drank together.
So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for me self."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back
to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to
intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me wife had us
join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.
But it hasn't affected me brothers though."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Beaumont Texas Narcotics Checkpoint Shootout
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0201.html

Funny Videos That Make You Laugh So Hard You Cry
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0202.html

Reminiscence - Short Film
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0203.html

The Call of the Land: Meet The Next Generation of Farmers
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0204.html

AND THE WINNER IS… America's Got Talent 2018 Winner!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0205.html

A bad case of 'Do you know who I am?' disease
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0206.html

Bait Phone Prank In The Hood Backfires!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0207.html

AFV Funniest Fails November 2018
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0208.html

Dave Chappelle - For What It's Worth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0209.html

Festive Feast & Other Cat Capers - Simon's Cat | SHORTS
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie8/my0210.html






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