welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
our cell phones
from the 1300s to the 2000s
the outhouse
Elizabeth Warren
a crack house
if your eyes hurt
in the 1950s
life
sliced from the same loaf of bread
ignore him
the censorship bureau
if you are worried
winter is coming
duct tape
Ford
JOKES
a jar full of 100s
man goes to see a wizard
old lady and the bus driver
Murphys law
Grand ma, how come you don't have a boyfriend
Joe got into a dispute with a friend
a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler
THINGS THAT IRRITATE A SANE PERSON
4 card players
a pretty hectic day
too much time on the computer
tee shirt slogans
picking lemons
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Louie Anderson Stand-Up Performance
Animal Expert David Mizejewski: Capuchin Monkey,
Caracal, Giant Tortoise & Goat
Nightwatch: Wild and Crazy Calls
Can You Name a Country?
Dog apologizes for doing a bad thing
"Home Improvement" Tim Taylor Accident Clips
This Terrifying Worm Snatches Fish from the Ocean Floor
Cheers - Frasier & Lilith Argue about Freud
Toys From The 1980's
Betty Boop The Old Man Of The Mountain 1933 HD
BANNED CARTOON EXPLICIT
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
snow
bring your own
same letters
it changes you
whatever
the l is silent
jail
our beer
in Texas
speed limit
a tip
stop texting
lost my mind
good looks
do you believe in life after death
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie" the man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the madam.
"No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply.
Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged
$1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred
dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie.
Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row-
too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again he man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded
that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used
me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "Georgia." "Really" she said. "I have family in Georgia."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney.
She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers
and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
?There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to
spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning
he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
some quality time---pancakes, ice cream, candy---just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out
of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives
and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece
of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip shit,
Muslim camel humper, pecker-head or son-of-a bitch anywhere we went.
We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw..
I really didn't have any fun."
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which human body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should
not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents,
and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell
open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part
that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs.
Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,
As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1) you have a dirty mind, 2) you didn't read your homework, and
3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
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