welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
surrounded by family
number 6
come on down
jeopardy
amazing
Colorado cookies
fight the urge
a new technology
they never came to the door again
my coffee
we would like to hire you
girls be like
cleavage is like the sun
no smoking
shopping early
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JOKES
my wife says
I call my husband
I've lost my girlfriend
Jack was to be married to Jill
one summer a few years ago
the first night of a newlywed couple
In Atlantic City
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother
Gene Splicing Now A Reality
A guy is going on an ocean cruise
Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack
the fireman and the brunette
Dan's mother and the parrot
When our second child was on the way,
pull over
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won !!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the next race,
and it won that race too.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS A WINNER
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
The following headline the next day:
NUN HAS TOWN'S BEST ASS
The Bishop fainted …
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey as soon as possible.
So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey, and take it to the plains
where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Fast Dangerous Skills Operator Heavy Equipment Trucks Bus
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Clamp Down on Compton Lowriders
Amazing and Hilarious Christmas Light Show
Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks
Garfield's Thanksgiving
Funniest Pets & Animals of the Week
Coach the best of
Fighter Jets Low Flyover Most Shocking Moments
Chonda Pierce Empty Nesta
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It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court, the Police had
rounded up the usual collection of street walkers and brought
them before the Judge; three stood before him, all arrested on
the same corner. He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself.
The woman was irate, "I don't know what all this is about your
Honor. I'm a college student doing research for a term paper."
The Judge sighed and said, "Well, Miss, I would have thought
you'd done enough research' by now. My computer says you
have two prior convictions. Thirty days and $250 fine."
He then turned to the second lady and requested her to testify.
The woman began crying softly and said, "Judge, I am just a
housewife out getting a pack of cigarettes for my husband. I have no idea why I was arrested."
This time, the Judge shook his head and said, "Well, young lady,
the officer tells me that he saw you had a stack of bills along
with the cigarettes to your 'husband' in his new Cadillac.
Thirty days and $250 fine." He turned to the last of the trio and asked her occupation.
The woman said simply, "I'm a hooker."
Refreshed at her honesty, the Judge laughed and said, "How's business?"
She sneered and replied, Terrible Judge, with all these students
and housewives around, I can't turn a single trick."
A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
an orgy
dangerous roads
vodka over ice
drinking responsibly
you are what you eat
ms pacman
a mood ring
putting up with a 2 year old
I would love to take you out
Jack Daniels
Acosta
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