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Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.
- Honore de Balzac

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

are u looking
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your brakes
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life is unfair
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hostess
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon01/tt0049.html

the worst thing
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the electoral college

what did you learn in school today

you're next
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon01/tt0053.html

a fine time
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon01/tt0054.html

did you know
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on so many levels
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon01/tt0056.html

something I'm not

that feeling
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon01/tt0058.html

you about to exceed the limits
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you won't be laughing
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JOKES

a hip young man
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need 2 by 4s
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don't talk loud in church
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/je0048.html

Dominos and the FBI
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/je0049.html

Two rabbits escape from a laboratory
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/je0050.html

What will the weather be like tomorrow
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/je0051.html

walking through a small town

An Australian writer and the Indian chief
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/je0053.html

The mayor of New York City had just bought a new car
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on Air Force one
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can I take this train to Boston
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a woman was on the witness stand
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/je0057.html

the priest and his roses
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke8/je0058.html

the Lone Ranger and Tonto
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The church steeple
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

We Went to Rescue Newborn Puppies 

Old Lady Gets Stopped For Speeding

Anxiety - Short Film (2018)

Calvin and Hobbes animation

Bob Newhart - Bus Driver Training

Ren & Stimpy - Vermin

Cop pulls over school bus for speeding

Candid Camera Just For Laughs

Beautiful World - Wild Animals

Handyman Corner "Summer Tobogganin"

Paralyzed' veteran given free home caught walking

Cheech & Chong - Low Rider
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

my brain says

Tom and Jerry

going motorboating this weekend

this morning on an elevator

accused me of being a liar

inside your head

sheets

that baby

at a wedding party

a whole new level

that's nothing

would have called you sooner

a zombie

don't make me

a screw lose

A man was getting ready for work one morning when his wife looked at
him and said, "What is the matter with you?
You look terrible." He replied that he felt great. The man went to
work where his boss took one look at him and said,
"What is the matter with you? You look terrible." The man replied that
there was nothing wrong with him and that he felt great. The man went
to lunch with a client and the client looked at him and said,
"What is the matter with you? You look terrible." The man again replied
that he felt great. The client suggested he go to the doctor right away
because he looked so bad. The man went to the doctor, and when the
doctor walked into the examining room
and saw him the doctor said, "My God, you look terrible."
The man explained that everyone was telling him that he looked terrible but that he felt great.
The doctor said, "Are you sure you feel great?" The man reiterated that he definitely felt great!
The doctor got out his medical book and looked up "looks terrible."
After he found that he looked up the subsection "feels great."
The doctor said, "I found it right here under 'looks terrible, feels great.'
The man, at this point very nervous, inquired to the doctor, "Tell me, what is it?"
The doctor replied, "According to my book ... you're a vagina."

A salesman is visiting Hollywood California and checks into a local motel.
?As he was checking out the next morning, the desk clerk noticed that he looked a bit frazzled.
He asked "Sir was everything O.K. with your room?"He angrily replies "Was everything O.K.!!!
I get woke up at 2:00 in themorning with this huge cowboy sitting on my chest holding a pistol to my head
who tells me if l don't pleasure him immediately he's gonna blow myhead off!"
The desk clerk is shocked and asks, "What did you do?"The saleman's reply, "Did you hear any shootin'?"

An older man was married to a younger woman.
After several  years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack.
The  doctor advised him that to prolong his life they should cut out sex.
?He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he
should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both? from temptation.
One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without? sex wasn't worth living.
So he headed upstairs. He met his? wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die."
She laughed and replied, "I was coming down to kill you!"

There was a young man went to the doctor and said he? wanted to get married
but he was worried about the small size of his member.
The doctor advised him to go and stay on a farm, dip his wick in milk
several times  a day, and have it sucked by a calf.
Some months later when they met in the street,
the doctor said, "How's your marriage?"
"Oh, I didn't get married doctor, I bought a calf  instead."

While browsing through some dust-covered archival material in the
recesses of the Roman Section of the British Museum a researcher
recently came across a tattered bit of parchment. After some effort he
translated it and found it was a letter from a man called Plutonius with
the title of "magister factorium", or keeper of the calendar, to one
Cassius. It was dated, strangely enough, 2 BC, December 3, or 2,000
years ago today. The text of the message follows: Dear Cassius, Are you
still working on the Y zero K problem? The change from BC to AD is
giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left. I don't know
how people will cope with working the wrong way around. Having been
working happily downwards forever, now we have to start thinking
upwards. You would think that someone would have thought of it earlier
and not left it to us to sort it all out at the last minute. I spoke to
Caesar the other evening. He was livid that Julius hadn't done something
about it when he was sorting out the calendar. He said he could see why
Brutus had turned nasty. We called in the consulting astrologers, but
they simply said that continuing downwards using minus BC won't work. As
usual the consultants charged a fortune for doing nothing useful. As for
myself, I just can't see the sand in an hour glass flowing upwards. We
have heard that there are three wise men in the East who have been
working on the problem, but unfortunately they won't arrive until it's
all over. Some say the world will cease to exist at the moment of
transition. We're continuing to work on the Y zero K problem and I'll
send you a parchment if anything develops. Best regards, Plutonius

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he
could buy him a drink.  "Why of course," comes the reply.  The first
man then asks, "Where are you from?"  I'm from Ireland," replies the
second man.  The first man responds, "You don't say. I'm from Ireland
too! Let's have another round to Ireland."  "Of course," replies the
second man, and they both pour back their drinks.  Curios, the first
man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"  "Dublin," comes the
reply.  "I can't believe it says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too!
Let's have another drink to Dublin!" The men both continue drinking.
 Curiosity strikes again and the first man asks, "What school did you
go to?"  "St. Mary's," replied the second man. "I graduated in '62."
 "This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went to St. Mary's and
I graduated in '62, too!"  About that time, in comes one of the
regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the
bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are
drunk again

A car was involved
in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A
newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me
through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him.
 Lying in front of the car was a donkey.


























































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