Responsibility and What Not

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Responsibility and Other Nonsense We Tell Ourselves 

Did you know that in the comics Spider-Man's classic quote "With great power comes great responsibility." was never actually spoken by his personification for good (and successful rice seller), Uncle Ben? That 16 year-old dweeb knew that all on his own.
The point is, you don't need someone to tell you your mantra. If you spend your whole life reciting inspirational quotes, you'll never be quoted yourself.
But you don't need me to tell you that. 
Enjoy your lunch.

- Today's Menu -

There's A Good Chance One Of Your Favorite TV Shows Is Ending In 2019
Ashes to ashes, bazinga to bazinga.
Appetizer (4 min)  | Uproxx

Why Is College in America So Expensive?
If you listen closely, you can hear the cries of Liberal Arts majors.
EntrΓ©e (9 min) | The Atlantic

My carnivore diet: what I learned from eating only beef, salt and water
"Jordan Peterson insists his fad diet helps you lose weight and feel better. I tried it for a week, and let me tell you: it was truly, punishingly awful"
Starter (5 min) | The Guardian

Using Tai Chi to Build Strength
"Tai chi moves can be easily learned and executed by people of all ages and states of health, even elderly people in wheelchairs."
Appetizer (5 min) | The New York Times

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Sponsored Snack | Home Chef

Brands Are Not Our Friends
"Comcast sent me 10 pizzas. This isn't nice; it's manipulative.".
Dessert (5 min) | The Atlantic

Oddball Philosopher Had His Mummified Body Put on Display … and Now His Rings Are Missing
Blah blah blah ssomething about Single Ladies...
Dessert (5 min) | Live Science

Gretchen Carlson's Miss America 2.0 promised empowerment. It mostly delivered.
It took 3 hours to fix the floor after Miss Michigan dropped her mic.
Dessert (6 min) | Vox
Some wet cement can't stop this chicken from living its best life.
@jonnysun:
[normal life]
ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week
[packing for vacation]
hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts
Sorry germophobes, this is what happens if you never wash your hands (and other questions answered).
Thanks for reading! Now get back to work! Or don't. Idc.
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