[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER/Thursday

 




welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER./Thursday

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you are anywhere near the Myrtle Beach area in the
Carolinas, a bit of advice: RUN BABY RUN! don't try to
ride it out, its gonna be nasty. For the rest of us, lets
remember our friends in thoughts and prayers, in donations,
and volunteering to help those in the path of hurricane
Florence. And btw, also don't forget Hawaii for theirs!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS: BTW...tomorrow Friday is Michigan Irish festival.
Don't look for a page, the postman clan gonna be
celetrating:)


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JOKES

a rare feeling of generosity
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0161.html

Dear dad
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0162.html

according to the latest survey
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0163.html

the new manager
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0164.html

What was your most unusual and challenging 911 call
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0165.html

I seem to be getting forgetful
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0166.html

I have three sons
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0167.html

I'd like a pint of canary-colored paint
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0168.html

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the
countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon and
are watching the bull auction. The guy selling the bulls
announces the first bull to be auctioned off. "A
fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments,
"See! That's more than five times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold. "Another fine specimen,
this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's about 10
times a month. What do you say to that?"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale. "And this extraordinary specimen
reproduced 365 times last year!"The wife slaps her husband on
the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How
about you?"The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back,
"Sure, once a day! Great! But you ask the
auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

Thanks for the harmonica
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0169.html

Jake had proposed to young Gina
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0170.html

Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0171.html

He was not well-educated and rather rough
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0172.html

A guy helped a friend buy a computer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0173.html



James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman. He gives the woman
a quick glance and then casually takes a look at his watch.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies. "Q's just given me a state-of-the-art
watch and I was testing it out."
Intrigued, the woman asks, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
Bond coolly explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk telepathically."
The lady says, "So what's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," says Bond.
The woman giggles and replies,
"Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
Bond shakes his head, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."




Cats VS Drones Mega Compilations. Funny cats.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0120.html

TOP 10 vertical takeoffs of airplanes 2018
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0121.html

Massive landslides caught on camera.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0116.html

Stars of Beijing's Circus - Bowls Unicycle act
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0115.html

Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0114.html

BEST EXPLOSION Collection | Big ShockWave
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0113.html

Hornet and wasp. best of one day. Hornissen u. Wespen 30.8.2018 SONY RX10 IV
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0112.html

Clerk Passes Out Cold and Thieves Go to Work
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0111.html

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one
of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out
of it onto the pavement.Noticing this, a policeman stops her....
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!"
says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
can still find some.  Thanks for the warning!""Well, now, not so fast,"
says the cop.  "How did you get all that money?" " Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady.  "You see, my back yard backs
up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game,
a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each time someone  sticks his little thingie through the bushes,
I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop.  "OK, good luck! 
By the way, what's  in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"..
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

don't provoke me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0101.html

what if
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0102.html

her psycho switch
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0103.html

true heart break
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0104.html

is it wrong
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0105.html

death comes calling
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0106.html

a little nervous
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0107.html

a girl that makes you laugh
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0108.html

cops beat chinese man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0109.html

I'm not sick
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0110.html

a booth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0111.html

I called shotgun
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0112.html

if the shoe fits
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0113.html

preparing for the hurricane
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0114.html

Tweety
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0115.html








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